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strip club experiences


liljah8303

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The only strip club I ever went to on a regular basis was Platinum Plus in Greenville, SC. And that was only for SIN (Service Industry Night) on Mondays. I told them I was a bartender at a friends bar and got in free, and they had $0.75 domestics and house liquors. We would get trashed on $20.

One night, I had a stripper who was high on something come over and sit in my lap talking. Next thing I know, she was passed out on top of me. She stayed there for about 10 minutes until one of the bouncers picked her up and took her into the back.

Another night, we kept buying screwdrivers 20 at a time until the owner came and told us we couldn't have that many on the table at a time. There were 4 of us drinking, but I really don't know how many we had each by the end of the night. We stayed there for about 5 hours. The strippers finally realized we were not there for them and left us alone. One of them came by and said, "This is not just a bar for drinking. You are supposed to be paying attention to us. Go to a regular bar if all you are going to do is drink." I told her, "Show me another bar with no cover and $0.75 drinks, and we will go there instead."

You should have told her to be hotter and make you a sammich.

I've been to one strip club, she rolled my $5 bill and was playing with her self with it. I work for a bank, and I say "you know how fuging dirty that money is?"

She says "you know how fuging dirty my pussy is?"

I think she was trying to talk dirty in a naughty way. I almost threw up (I was wasted).....so I paid my bill and left, hoping I was playing hard to get, and one of the strippers would chase me down and go home with me.

Needless to say, I jerked off like crazy that night..........

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Late 90s...Mons Venus Tampa, FL

If you've ever been there...you'll know how awesome that place is/was.

Me and a buddy went in. It's full nude/no alcohol. Small place on Dale Mabry highway just down from Raymond James stadium. Watched for a bit to pick out a chick I'd like to get a lap dance from. Went over and got the most incredible lap dance ever. Worth every penny. (btw...other buddies of mine had extra services done there...but those are other stories). I get up...and my buddy starts laughing at me. I'd gone there wearing these faded/acid wash looking pants so the black lights had them lit up. Well...dancers that are full nude sometimes wear base makeup all over their body. From the grinding that occurred...all that makeup coming off on my pants...it looked like I had pissed my pants. Time to go.

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A little off track, but with some relative notes

Our grad week of high school we went to Myrtle Beach. A friend of mine went to the ATM and had over $10,000 in his checking account. Thinking it was a mistake he decided that we had to blow the money. Strippers were the first on our checklist, he got the premium service.

He bought for the whole week...beer, food, hotel, clothing, etc...

Come to find out his parents accidently transfered his college fund into checking. This was not a good ending for him.

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Another time we were at Uptown and Keshawn Johnson was in the VIP. My friend who played for Appalachian on their championship team started to chat him up. We went to the stage and 10 minutes later about $100 in ones rained over our head onto the stage...guess who?

He handed us about $150 in one dollar bills and left.

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