The official 'Zombies Aren't Real and Never Will be Real' thread.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

now don't be silly, Jase...Unicorns don't attack..even if rabid..they're too gentle by nature to ever hurt anyone

[hepcat]

what world do you live in??? i'm ready for the zombo apoco, not you?

[g5jamz]

I look to cash in post/during-apocalypse.

[Epistaxis]

Zombies: because venting myriad frustrations on Nazis is played out.

[Zombies]

We will hunt you down first, Jase!!!!

We are real!!!!!!1111!!eleventyone!!!!

Prepare for the apocalypse!!!!!!

[Zombie Horde]

FYI

So stop preparing for them.

Losers.

Yes, by all means, stop preparing.

We, I mean they, are just figments of your imaginations like diet soda and caffeine free coffee.

If we, I mean they, were real, your best chance would be to hook up with the one named Kurb.

[Jase]

Yes, by all means, stop preparing.

We, I mean they, are just figments of your imaginations like diet soda and caffeine free coffee.

If we, I mean they, were real, your best chance would be to hook up with the one named Kurb.

Way ahead of you. Rawr rawr!