I fucking hate and am so damn sick of this stupid ass shit

[SOJA]

Back to rep :( ?

[Mr. Scot]

I am so phat I chillaxed on the street corner keepin it real because I am da bomb and Im swagtastic.

Like a boss bitch!!

Ran this through Google Translate. Here's what it gave me:

I am so overweight that I got tired just walking to the street corner where I stood overestimating my self-worth and trying to talk like a cool teenager when in reality I'm a middle-aged nerd.

[pstall]

i got moves like Swagger

[KBRed]

You're racist.

[CarolinaAllDay]

A.chauffer? No sir im wheelin myself!

[Mrs Pantherfan]

I absolutely hate the word chillaxin and want to punch fugers in the face for using it

[boo7382]

But can I still abbreviate all my words?

cuz it would be totes ridic if I couldn't and everyone would be soups jelly

[Davidson Deac II]

I absolutely hate the word chillaxin and want to punch fugers in the face for using it

I think my Aunt takes Chillaxin for high blood pressure.

[Darth Biscuit]

I am too old for this thread.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Next person who says "vacay" gets banned.

[Kettle]

VACAY. i typed. i didn't speak.

[Jase]

dammit klong, i wanted to be the one to be banned today.

[Guest]

[Kettle]

It's been more than two years since i had a vacation unless you count unemployment. I don't. Maybe I'll get one from the huddle.