Funniest. Thread. Ever. = Why the internetz was invented.

[Kettle]

872 is now my favorite :rofl:

[GSQUARED]

Pure gold!

[Mrs Pantherfan]

LOL that was a great one :lol:

[Floppin]

There's a few were the images have been deleted that I wish I could see.

[Hotsauce]

I wonder if any other message boards have made one of these threads?

[Camdemonium]

Add some more to this thread, choose your favorites adn copy them to here.

Do it

[Mrs Pantherfan]

So to preface, this is circa 1986 or so. I am home for Christmas break visiting my parents - they live in a victorian house with a parlor that nobody ever goes into. My girlfriend and I go to a party, come home, and hilarity ensues.

Here's where the problems start. We can't go in the living room - it's too close to my parents bedroom. And we can't go upstairs, because my sister and brother are home. Hmmmm... let's go do it on the nice antique horsehair chair in the parlor! Yeah, that's a f*cking great idea!

Little did I know she was a squirter! Hell, it was 1986, I didn't even know what squirting was!

Holy sh*t is she pissing on me? It's like a f*cking fountain!!! It's dark, and in the afterglow I don't notice the chair is soaked. And it has my assprints in it. The next morning, my mother happens to go in there, and boy, does she notice. The chair was either ruined or in need of some serious dry cleaning.

To this day, she either thinks the cat did it, or is too embarrassed to say anything to me. And that concludes my squirt story.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

I could not stop laughing at this one..it's long so here's the direct link to the post

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/55802-Worst-Sexual-Encounter-Thread-%28in-MS-Paint%29?p=1484845&viewfull=1#post1484845

[Guest]

I could not stop laughing at this one..it's long so here's the direct link to the post

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/55802-Worst-Sexual-Encounter-Thread-%28in-MS-Paint%29?p=1484845&viewfull=1#post1484845

:lol: boom goes the dynamite!

[Mrs Pantherfan]

that's the part where i seriously started crying!!!! I was laughing about that one for a while

[Guest]

I'm still reading. Those are great!

[Murph]

the angry dolphin had me falling out of my chair