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For those too lazy or that don't have time to read thru this...this is what you're missing :)

This was the middle of the summer down in Austin...was down there staying with a UT friend of mine to do some partying. Now...I played football at OSU and this took place about a week before camp started and I was suppose to report in to stillwater....

at the bars on 6th...found some cute lil' UT girl that somehow took pity on this ol' cowboy and was willing to let him saddle up...

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Go back to her place and before too long we are in her bed working on Big XII relations between our universities...

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however...this girls bed is horribly small and I cannot get good leverage to really get a proper stroke going on, so I shift around for a while and just before I'm about to administer a victory spanking to this girl I decide to post my leg on the ground so I can make the last couple pumps really count...

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however...I ended up planting my foot right on her high heel shoe that was on the hardwood floor that ended up shooting up in the air as I slipped, did the splits, tore my MCL and ACL, sprained my groin...

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and crushed one of my gems on the frame of her sh*tty little bed...

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She had no idea what had happened as I lay ass nekkid on her floor in pain...however...as I tried to explain it to her she felt bad and said "well...do you want me to just go down on you then?"...I couldn't help but think about how hospitable texas women are...and to this day I will never forget how she looked at me when she said that...

This cost me my junior season of ball at OSU...ended up getting a medical redshirt for that year. have snice gone through 2 different surgeries to fix that same knee that I f*cked up that night...

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