Jared Allen and moral victories

[SOJA]

Holy tits, if he continues he'll have 26 on the season.....

[4Corners]

doesn't he have like 4 duis?

[Luke Cage]

a prerequisite to being a redneck

dip=/=redneck. maybe jared allen is, but i'm not. In fact I'm pretty much the opposite of that. It's a habit i picked up from my days in the Marine Corps.

[dimbee]

Did he have some kind of cliche quota he had to fulfill?

He could be either a sportswriter for the Charlotte Disturber or an on-air personality for WFNZ. :lol:

[lightsout]

Jared Allen better have his ankles taped up come Sunday...

[Razzy]

Jared Allen is nucking futs. I have seen him on the sideline with a dip in his mouth and have heard that he even plays with a dip in. I am a fan of Copenhagen, but I would never try and play any kind of physically taxing sport with a dip in. The fact that he can do it comfortably speaks volumes about his constitution. Hopefully our offensive coordinator has a package in place to stop him come next sunday.

Some guys are just insane when it comes to their dip/chew/snuff, especially those farm boys like Allen. Back in college I had a buddy who would dip a can of Copenhagen straight cut a day and would just swallow that poo. :eek:

[Jrock88]

Allen is a bad bad man

[Herbert The Love Bug]

if he is on byron bell his sack total may be 16 after week 8

[Jangler]

fug'em

[Clicheking]

Did he have some kind of cliche quota he had to fulfill?

Yes, yes he did