"I did _____ to get some ass"...

[Mrs Pantherfan]

nice shoes and beautiful what? Should I lie and just pick something that is actually horrible about her that way she thinks "How sweet, no one has ever said that to me before".

"Nice shoes, beautiful unibrow"

"Nice shoes, beautiful third nipple"

"Nice shoes, beautiful sister"

"Nice shoes, purty mouth"

you're calling her beautiful..hence the fuging comma! jesus....

"suck me, beautiful".....see how that works :)

[Johnny Rockets]

you're calling her beautiful..hence the fuging comma! jesus....

"suck me, beautiful".....see how that works :)

:D

Ok...got it now. Glad we cleared that up!

[Panthro]

The list is longer for "They did___________________________to get some Panthro"

[j2sgam]

I once hid in a girl's closet for 4 hours when her Dad come home unexpectedly...

[GritsRgreat]

I once hid in a girl's closet for 4 hours when her Dad come home unexpectedly...

funny, i once hid a girl in the closet.... well, more than once :devil:

[Panthro]

too easy

[Mrs Pantherfan]

was she alive at the time?

[Johnny Rockets]

The list is longer for "They did___________________________to get some Panthro"

Don't you mean "They did nothing to deserve what they got from Panthro"?

[j2sgam]

funny, i once hid a girl in the closet.... well, more than once :devil:

Amber alert?

[GritsRgreat]

I don't know if her name is Amber or not.

[Miaoww]

I'm confused as to how this is different from any other situation with every guy ever

I can only speak for myself, but we're not all bad.

[Miaoww]

hmmm..change it to.."nice shoes, beautiful..wanna fug"...that will definitely compliment her and make her feel all pretty and poo

she'll be naked in no time!!!

*makes notes*

Btw if you're still looking for a home for that cat.......erm "Nice shoes...." ;)

[pstall]

i would let each buddy cancel himself out and then make my move. time and time again.

[Miaoww]

Lol. I would give pie but i am on the app.

This is kinda on the subject. I was working at walmart. I was 18. I took a girl to lunch and told her i would not take her back unless she blew me. After 2 hours she finally did it. We went back to work and i told them i had a flat tire. I got a verbally reprimanded and she got fired. Lol

How was prison food?