"I did _____ to get some ass"...

[Guest]

well, I guess our thread would be

That douche bag told me ____________, and I gave up the ass anyway anditfeltgoodbutIstillfeeldirty

fify

[Mrs Pantherfan]

I promise, I'm 18

[cookinwithgas]

I'm confused as to how this is different from any other situation with every guy ever

I'm really not like that, it was just the thing to do at the time. Ladies don't ask this question when you are in the middle of a make out session you will be lied to.

[Johnny Rockets]

well, I guess our thread would be

That douche bag told me ____________, and I gave up the ass anyway

Please fill in the blank to what worked....I have a date in 4.5 hours and most of my ideas get me slapped, maced, restraining order, etc....

[Epistaxis]

Drove to Madison from Champaign.

Slept on her dorm room floor, she had a boyfriend.

Knew I could work it in anyway.

Worked it in anyway.

Watched the game in their student section, got pelted with every food substance known to man, nearly beat up a dozen times. It was humiliating and horrible, but sweet revenge when the badgers got beat. So I took another food beating.

Drove home.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

Please fill in the blank to what worked....I have a date in 4.5 hours and most of my ideas get me slapped, maced, restraining order, etc....

um..you're the one that taught me, "nice shoes, wanna fug"...go with that

[Johnny Rockets]

um..you're the one that taught me, "nice shoes, wanna fug"...go with that

lol....forgot all about that. Great line and I am going with it... Should go over great considering she is already a bit hesitant about me. I'll let you know how that works out.

[Darth Biscuit]

lol....forgot all about that. Great line and I am going with it... Should go over great considering she is already a bit hesitant about me. I'll let you know how that works out.

With pics? :D

[Mrs Pantherfan]

lol....forgot all about that. Great line and I am going with it... Should go over great considering she is already a bit hesitant about me. I'll let you know how that works out.

hmmm..change it to.."nice shoes, beautiful..wanna fug"...that will definitely compliment her and make her feel all pretty and poo

she'll be naked in no time!!!

[Ivan The Awesome]

I took a shower, shaved, and took a poo once. Then I got laid. Major props to the rag doused with chloroform for the assist.

[Johnny Rockets]

hmmm..change it to.."nice shoes, beautiful..wanna fug"...that will definitely compliment her and make her feel all pretty and poo

she'll be naked in no time!!!

nice shoes and beautiful what? Should I lie and just pick something that is actually horrible about her that way she thinks "How sweet, no one has ever said that to me before".

"Nice shoes, beautiful unibrow"

"Nice shoes, beautiful third nipple"

"Nice shoes, beautiful sister"

"Nice shoes, purty mouth"

[boo7382]

well, I guess our thread would be

That douche bag told me ____________, so I told him to fug off because he was a douche bag

fixed

[Murph]

Speaking of shoes, JR, you better leave yours on. One glimpse & that chick aint gonna touch you.

[Mvp2014]

I stole a golf cart to make a beer run with this Australian chick who was training to dance on a cruise ship.. Welcome to the land of opportunity!