"I did _____ to get some ass"...

[boo7382]

I told a girl I was not like all those other guys, then I turned into one of those other guys.

I'm confused as to how this is different from any other situation with every guy ever

[Darth Biscuit]

Got married...

No, it didn't work.

[Ja Rhule]

I made her a sammich... :(

[The_Cannon]

I made a sammich... :(

Thats low...real low. I hope you showered afterwards.

[Kettle]

I did girls below my standards to get some ass.

[Ja Rhule]

Thats low...real low. I hope you showered afterwards.

Extra soap.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

hmmmm..I'm gonna have to think about this one

[Guest]

hmmmm..I'm gonna have to think about this one

Like its hard for a woman to get laid?? Psshh!!

[Mrs Pantherfan]

yeah, you're right... especially with my tatas :)

[Guest]

Exactly. :)

[Mrs Pantherfan]

well, I guess our thread would be

That douche bag told me ____________, and I gave up the ass anyway

[o803oVaDeR]

I did girls below my standards to get some ass.

Lol. I would give pie but i am on the app.

This is kinda on the subject. I was working at walmart. I was 18. I took a girl to lunch and told her i would not take her back unless she blew me. After 2 hours she finally did it. We went back to work and i told them i had a flat tire. I got a verbally reprimanded and she got fired. Lol

[GritsRgreat]

I'll tell them anything they wonna hear. That's been my no. 1 rule for along time now. Tell em what they wonna hear.

[Jangler]

I voted democrat.