"I did _____ to get some ass"...

[Zcustom]

I know you guys have some crazy stories, let's hear them!

:driving:

[The Saltman]

I sucked a dick for a cheeseburger.

wait thats not what you're asking.

[GritsRgreat]

Lie

[Claws]

I sucked a dick for a cheeseburger.

wait thats not what you're asking.

i sucked dick twice for coke.

but that's another thread.

[DC Amp]

To quote you...

huh?

what kinda freaky poo are you into?

[GritsRgreat]

I hope my brother doesn't see this but i once stole his car to take a hot girl for a ride. I was only 15 at the time and only had a permit to drive. We skipped school, drove down to the river bottoms, smoked weed and F'd in the back seat. My brother loved his car and would have beat the living hell out of me if caught... But it was worth the risk. :)

It was a blue Pontiac Tempest that would scream bloody murder on the road. Looked a lot like those bad ass GTOs.

[Claws]

To quote you...

:D

i was fienin and it was some fire. gotta do what you gotta do.

[Panthro]

zod

[cookinwithgas]

I told a girl I was not like all those other guys, then I turned into one of those other guys.

[Floppin]

Told a girl I was only in town for business and that I made a lot of money.

[Guest]

A fat girl. During a company party.

[davos]

Once did the -I have a tumor card-

And before anyone tells me I'm going to hell, I actually did have a tumor at the time :)

[The_Cannon]

i sucked dick twice for coke.

but that's another thread.

Pshhh thats nothing. I tossed a salad for a sprite once.

[Johnny Rockets]

Can I come back to this question after tonight?