Cam Is Becoming Chuck Norris

[paulSM]

Cam Newton's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

except after every loss

[pdandy1994]

LSU AND duke? WTF? Do explain. Lemme guess, Yankees and jimmie Johnson also?

Actually, no you taint licker, maybe if you took the second to ask nicely you would find out. JRich and myself graduated from LSU after growing up in NC. Duke University saved our dad's life and we have forever been fans. We both went to LSU on music scholarships. We both hate the Yankees, with a full blood passion, and Nascar isnt really our cup of tea

nice try though

[fieryprophet]

In the future, superheroes will be called "Cam Newtons"

Proof (start @ 4 mins 50 secs):

[scarface]

Cam Newtons sperm grants immortality. To bad I'm not gay. :(

[twylyght]

Cam clogs the toilet when he pisses

Every year on his birthday, Cam selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun

When Cam goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead dons a bucket and a handgun

Cam won American Idol using only sign language

Cam doesn't call the wrong number, you just answered the wrong phone

There is no theory of evolution, on a list of species Cam has allowed to live

Cam breaks a lawnmower every time he shaves