Cam Is Becoming Chuck Norris

[PandaMan]

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, and Cam all die and go to Heaven. They all go up to God seated on his throne. He says to the men "Each of you tell me why you deserve to be in Heaven and I will choose the most deserving person." Arnold says, "I have spent my whole life helping the public," Sly says, "I have spent my whole life giving people great memories in theaters," and Cam says, "You're in my seat.":eek:

>implying Cam Newton can die

[scarface]

Cam Newton once scored an 50 yard rushing TD while jogging in place.

[Toundra]

Copy cat

[PantherFan52]

Cam Newton doesn't Teabag women... He potato sacks them.

[jaPAN fan]

The first solar eclipse happened when the sun challenged Cam Newton to a staring contest.

[LowDownBrown]

Cam Newton can speak French... in perfect Russian

[Xrated]

Cam Newton puts the newton in....Fig newton!!:out:

[haccess]

Cam Newton had a starring role in Star Wars episodes 1-3 as "The Force".

[Khaki Lackey]

Cam Newton uses a fake smile, because his real one would blind people.

[CamYouDigIt]

Cam doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he perfers Dos Eques

[I am Hubby]

Cam is such a bad man, even Shaft hushes his mouth.

[pnthrfrk]

Cam Newton doesn't drink beer very often but when he does, he makes the most interesting man serve it to him in nothing but a tutu and stillettos

[panthernation23]

when sharks bleed, Cam Newton attacks them

[pdandy1994]

The flu takes a CamNewton Shot