Cam Is Becoming Chuck Norris

[Jackofalltrades]

Well...considering that he's playing with 11 other guys, maybe, just maybe he's part of a team and it shows..

Because 12 men on the field doesn't count when Cam plays.?.?.?

[mav1234]

Because 12 men on the field doesn't count when Cam plays.?.?.?

I heard the Competition Committee was meeting to consider increasing the number of players on the field on defense to account for Cam Newton.

[lightsout]

I heard the Competition Committee was meeting to consider increasing the number of players on the field on defense to account for Cam Newton.

The only problem being they would have to change the number of allowed active players from 45 to 100.

[mav1234]

The only problem being they would have to change the number of allowed active players from 45 to 100.

That's not a problem, it's just one small piece of Cam Newton's jobs plan to win election in 2012.

[smitty_89]

Cam Newton runs option plays with Cam Newton

[Lord_Vader]

What's the difference between Cams penis and the Empire State building? One is a huge Rod that billions make contact with each day... the other is a building in New York.:eek:

[Lord_Vader]

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, and Cam all die and go to Heaven. They all go up to God seated on his throne. He says to the men "Each of you tell me why you deserve to be in Heaven and I will choose the most deserving person." Arnold says, "I have spent my whole life helping the public," Sly says, "I have spent my whole life giving people great memories in theaters," and Cam says, "You're in my seat.":eek:

[Lord_Vader]

Cam does not have semen...he has Navy Seals!:ee:

[teeray]

In Space Jam 2 the aliens decide to challenge the Looney Tunes to a game of football instead of basketball. Instead of stealing the powers of 22 different football stars they all just steal the power of Cam Newton.

The aliens win 243-2.

[teeray]

Cam Newton once killed a man in a staring contest.

[fieryprophet]

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, and Cam all die and go to Heaven. They all go up to God seated on his throne. He says to the men "Each of you tell me why you deserve to be in Heaven and I will choose the most deserving person." Arnold says, "I have spent my whole life helping the public," Sly says, "I have spent my whole life giving people great memories in theaters," and Cam says, "You're in my seat.":eek:

Oh my Cam, that is so wrong, yet so fuggin' hilarious :rofl:

[teeray]

Once in high school Cam Newton put the team on his back and scored the game winning touchdown... literally.

[Claws]

I see Cam as a hybrid QB..thus he can't be pegged into one mythical character. So, I see him not as Chuck Norris but as a Chuck Norris/ Mostinterestingmanintheworld hybrid...

Cam once had an akward moment..just to see what it felt like.

LSU AND duke? WTF? Do explain. Lemme guess, Yankees and jimmie Johnson also?

[mrford]

WHY???? Don't like my sense of humour?

if you ever spell humor like that again i will beat you to death with a dead baby