Porch Swing Dilemma

[sunbunny]

all a matter of perspective. Do you have:

a) one too many lion head porch swings, or,

b) Too few majestic lion statues on your porch to match it?

Just go buy two lion statues and the problem is solved. lol

Jase, you're brilliant.

[jasonluckydog]

Get her drunk and fug her brains out on the swing then tell her you cant take it down it has special memories of us.

win/win/win situation

btw

Since when did Salty become a female?

[Crixtala]

Maybe you should have the talk with your mom about buying things, and your girl should suck up the swing this once.

this

unless your woman is super close with your parents, making her have the talk is going to be awkward for everyone involved. so, offer to have the talk with your parents if she can overlook the swing. it's outside...

win/win (kinda)

[Mrs Pantherfan]

is it like this? (couldn't find anything bigger) (TWSS)

[jasonluckydog]

is it like this? (couldn't find anything bigger)

twss

[Panthro]

this

unless your woman is super close with your parents, making her have the talk is going to be awkward for everyone involved. so, offer to have the talk with your parents if she can overlook the swing. it's outside...

win/win (kinda)

They are pretty close. I might offer to do this...I think she wants to do it because she has the issue with it and wants it to come from a place of love.

I just need a beer.

[Panthro]

is it like this? (couldn't find anything bigger) (TWSS)

lol yep

[Mrs Pantherfan]

lol yep

ok...that is NOT that bad at all...seriously...

Name the heads Siegfried and Roy and bitch slap anyone who tries to talk poo about them...

or cover them with sock puppets

[Panthro]

Well it certainly makes me feel better that it was under $100.

[Panthro]

ok...that is NOT that bad at all...seriously...

Coupled with everything else I can see where the girlie is coming from. I told her that she should enjoy and pretty up this house and enjoy it now because and brood of mine is going to wreck poo.

[PanthaSan]

Just go buy two lion statues and the problem is solved. lol

Jase, you're brilliant.

Or better yet, buy a real lion.

I'm pretty sure they don't eat much.

[Darth Biscuit]

I like the swing... I would sport that on our porch.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

Coupled with everything else I can see where the girlie is coming from. I told her that she should enjoy and pretty up this house and enjoy it now because and brood of mine is going to wreck sh*t.

true..I guess when you add in all the gifts that aren't ya'lls taste I can only imagine...I'm with the others that say that suggest sucking up the swing but you get to be the one to tell them to maybe talk to you first before getting such gifts...

are you still in the SoPa area?? You didn't go.....to NoCha did you??

[Panthro]

true..I guess when you add in all the gifts that aren't ya'lls taste I can only imagine...I'm with the others that say that suggest sucking up the swing but you get to be the one to tell them to maybe talk to you first before getting such gifts...

are you still in the SoPa area?? You didn't go.....to NoCha did you??

We bought a house near Chantilly.