How often do you masturbate in the shower?

[Henne Given Sunday]

I do everytime I take a shower........so twice a week.

[boo7382]

Not an acceptable answer, please try again...

lol fine.

it got stuck on a friend's wall and I was in her room one day like WHAT is this on your wall?

She then informed me that she had tried to wash it off to no avail.

I have also had a guy tell me that you pretty much have to repaint the wall to get it to go away.

[Future of the Funchise]

I do everytime I take a shower........so twice a week.

[Kettle]

lol fine.

it got stuck on a friend's wall and I was in her room one day like WHAT is this on your wall?

She then informed me that she had tried to wash it off to no avail.

I have also had a guy tell me that you pretty much have to repaint the wall to get it to go away.

that's why you just sock it. comes right out in the wash.

[Zcustom]

Yeah you gotta contain that stuff, get a box of kleenex for chrissake

Also ladies, if you give a hand job, be sure to catch that poo, no bigger buzzkill than a pleasant orgasm followed by the horror of your own spunk all over you.

And new fathers, when you rub one out now do you envision millions of potential children dying slow painful deaths in your sock/kleenex/wall/shower?

[Kettle]

I've known since middle school that I'm a serial killer.

[boo7382]

that's why you just sock it. comes right out in the wash.

lol don't tell me, Z is the one splooging onto the wall

[Zcustom]

nobody never told me no different!

[Kettle]

On an episode of weeds, Andy told Shane to use banana peels.

[The Saltman]

I dont masturbate.

[Kettle]

you prefer having sex with your hand?

[The Saltman]

you guys are gross.

Masturbating is the devils work.

[Henne Given Sunday]

anyone ever do it in the shower, and you clean up, wash throughly (so you think) only to find when you dry off you have a flake like substance on your thigh?

No?

Just me?

*backs out slowly*

[Jangler]

Until there is a waterproof computer...never.