This just happened..

[Ivan The Awesome]

So I was skyping with this girl I know from NY, that I like a whole lot (blushes)... Anyway. The only way I can skype is to go outside with my laptop, I get a better signal outside. So I'm talking to her, then out of the blue I feel something land on my head, I figured it was a piece of a leaf or something. It was a little windy, so I wipe my head and then she tells me there's something on my shirt.

I look down around my left shoulder area, there's this big, hairy spider on my fuging shoulder I fuging screamed like a school girl and swatted the poo away, while jumping like a freaking lunatic.

...somehow I still have my man card.. and the girl was laughing hysterically and thinks I'm funny...

I averted death and got a chick to laugh..

[Future of the Funchise]

you fuging dork lol

[Jase]

some girls like pussies.

lucky for me.

[Ja Rhule]

You should of let spider bite you... You could of become a spiderman. Movies don't lie.

[jasonluckydog]

I hope the spider is ok

[Ivan The Awesome]

She thought this poo was staged! I just hope she wasn't recording our conversation. If she was, fug... I'm gonna be on youtube.. =/

[Wither]

I hope you are from NJ or somewhere nearby.

[Darth Biscuit]

I'm with you bro... I f*cking hate spiders.

[Panthro]

I hate spiders and did she flash you?

[YourMomsLover]

I was thinking bird poo! Haha

[Wither]

I was thinking bird poo! Haha

Same. Highly disappointed.

[CarolinaNCSU]

I hate spiders and did she flash you?

Skype is for one thing and one thing only...Boobies.

[Darth Biscuit]

Skype is for one thing and one thing only...Boobies.

How dare you mention boobs and post no pics. :mad:

[CarolinaNCSU]

Apologies. Please accept these for my ignorance. Looked for actual Skype ones, but all inappropriate.