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Gay Midget Pornstar Eaten by Badgers

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Gordon Ramsay's gay dwarf porn look-a-like a.k.a. doppelganger, Percy Foster was discovered dead and partially eaten inside a badger den. Ministry of Agriculture experts had already scheduled a badger-gassing for the area near Tregaron, west Wales when they found Foster's body deep inside a six-foot-deep badger burrow. They used fingertip technology to extract his body.

Foster made waves in the gay porn industry because of his uncanny likeness to loud mouthed meanie Gordon Ramsay. Foster had starred in Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go. He was excited at the prospect of making more money thanks to his looks.

Previously, when asked about it, Foster said, "Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar. I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamondencrusted Soda Stream."

Unfortunately, Foster will not be able to indulge in his hard-earned money. Authorities are not sure what happened to him but haven't ruled out suicide. Porn movie producer Dexter Yamunkeh said, "Percy was a little guy with big problems. He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry."

Gordon Ramsay has yet to release a statement about the death of his gay dwarf porn look-a-like. Ramsay probably never will release a statement either. The incident has shocked the porn industry and is one of the strangest tales of death.

http://celebs.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474980272847

Foster had starred in Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go

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