So a random girl moved into my house

[tarheelblue89]

She tagged along to a party my friends and I were going to on Fri night, there was a keg and the girl brought gin. I stopped at a gas station on the way and grabbed a six pack of some pretty nice beer for when the keg ran out. So we get there and keg is tapped within 15 minutes. She asks me for a beer and I said no, we don't have very much and you have gin.

She proceeds to throw a hissy fit and said "you're not good at sharing". I just about tore that bitch's head off. You're sleeping on my couch, eating my food, I'm taking care of your dog...and I'M NOT GOOD AT SHARING? fug that. We locked the house when we all left last night and left the dog in the backyard. Dog is still here and I don't think she came around last night, I'm not sure how this is gunna end.

How's the dog?

[Guest]

yeah man, take care of the dog. Keep the girl locked out.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

http://www.hark.com/clips/yqnzxbcrmn-hey-day-day-that-crazy-bitch-out-there-again

[hepcat]

As of Tuesday night, she's finally gone. My roommate that originally banged her texted her and told her to come get her things and vacate. She did and actually left us a nice parting note.

Later that night we were out at a bar celebrating and my roommate dialed *55 which is apparently Bill Cosby standup. While I was listening to that I sent the girl a text from his phone that said "I'm gay"

Needless to say he got pretty mad but me and everyone else there thought it was hilarious. Just payback because he didn't man up and kick her out in the first place.

[Wither]

Kids these days...

[Jbro]

You showed him!!!!!! Calling someone gay is probably the most humerus and original prank ever.

[Miaoww]

You showed him!!!!!! Calling someone gay is probably the most humerus and original prank ever.

Ikr? Wittiest joke evah!

[NotinbutaPnut]

Get her out, there is no need to keep harboring a vagrant is she doesn't help out the whole apartment.

[Galvatron]

Did you keep the dog?

[LiQuiD]

That's the most passive-aggressive household on the planet.

[Kevin Greene]

Get her out, there is no need to keep harboring a vagrant is she doesn't blow the whole apartment.

fixed