So a random girl moved into my house

[o_O]

"you aint gotta go home but you gotta get the fug outta here."

[Davidson Deac II]

But does she have any hot friends that come over a lot?

[DC Amp]

Tonight drive her out to the country and set her free.

[Anybodyhome]

she's a little mix but smart and well trained.

Enough about the girl, tell us about the dog....

[Matt Foley]

Walk around nude in front of her all the time. The roommate will kick her out ASAP.

[4Corners]

My roommate took out a girl last Thursday, and they ended up hooking up. After that, she basically moved in. She started living at our house, dog included. She did clean our house almost top to bottom. Well, she really just cleaned the poo out of our kitchen, which hadn't been cleaned like that in decades. Dog is pretty cool, she's a little mix but smart and well trained. I don't really mind the dog.

So yesterday I get home from work and this chick is wearing my other roommates shirt (not the one she fuged) and I pulled her out on the back porch and asked her "So what's your plan?" She was under the impression she could stay "a couple of months". I was like WHOA who said that? You gotta get out of here! So we'll see how this turns out. My roommates all agree. And I guess this is relevant too, she's butt ugly.

I have a feeling this is going to work out well

[Doyle]

My roommate took out a girl last Thursday, and they ended up hooking up. After that, she basically moved in. She started living at our house, dog included. She did clean our house almost top to bottom. Well, she really just cleaned the poo out of our kitchen, which hadn't been cleaned like that in decades. Dog is pretty cool, she's a little mix but smart and well trained. I don't really mind the dog.

So yesterday I get home from work and this chick is wearing my other roommates shirt (not the one she fuged) and I pulled her out on the back porch and asked her "So what's your plan?" She was under the impression she could stay "a couple of months". I was like WHOA who said that? You gotta get out of here! So we'll see how this turns out. My roommates all agree. And I guess this is relevant too, she's butt ugly.

Ugly? Get the f*ck out.

[bleys]

lolz... doodes be stoopid

[thefuzz]

Who in the World would do something like that?

Not only am I going to shack up with some random, I'm going to bring my mutt dog along with me...

[4Corners]

lolz... doodes be stoopid

seriously.

A dude gets a whiff of a vag for the first time and he wants to wife up a "practice girl"

[hepcat]

She's about a 3. Ugly face, kind of pudgy body. Improves to a 5 when your drunk, still don't know why my roommate banged her. I think he was desperate. She's made a few meals and she can't cook for poo. I told her she sucks at cooking. If she could cook she would have scored some points with me.

Another thing, she's lived in Austin for over a year. She doesn't have a job, or a place to live. BUT she has a pretty nice and new car. So she's either just a leach moocher or a retarded idiot. Probably a little of both. I might adopt the dog though. She obviously can't take care of it.

[4Corners]

I mean don't get me wrong I've hooked up with a slumpbuster here and there but after I get my rocks off it's time for her to GTFO and never talk to me again

[hepcat]

I mean don't get me wrong I've hooked up with a slumpbuster here and there but after I get my rocks off it's time for her to GTFO and never talk to me again

Yes this is a prime example of a one night stand gone out of control.

[Zod]

Gonna need to see a pic of her and you to be able to make a sound decision. You say she isn't attractive, but something tells me you are not Robert Redford either.