Thinking about getting

[Jase]

even women you aren't trying to bang sometimes cost money.

[Boltergeist]

you still gotta pay for them too though...either way, your wallet is gonna take a hit

unless second wife is a sugarmomma

[Mrs Pantherfan]

unless second wife is a sugarmomma

good point...where can I get one of those

[Panthro]

My dad tells this joke and found it online

Something to think about: Purchasing

The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship

it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.

Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker,

Kristen, an absolute stunner charges $4,000 per night.

This is Kristen .

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years,

he would have paid $7.3 million in total, for sex every night for 5 years:

(a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are:

* a 22 year old

* no coaxing

* never a headache

* happily agrees to all requests

* no complaining

* no honey-do lists

* has two legs

Best of all, she leaves and comes back when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

[Panthers_Lover]

I aint nobodys sugardaddy.

Well, I was gonna volunteer ... but not now.

[dimbee]

How many sammiches does one man need??

[Future of the Funchise]

Only if she shuts the *** up, knows her place (either beneath you or bent over in front of you or how ever you want her), brings your beer, makes you bomb ass sammiches, and takes care of wifey number one when she's throwing bitch fits and what not so you don't have to deal with it.

[SmootsDaddy89]

I assume by taking care of wifey #1 you mean going down on her.

hawt

[The Saltman]

thats already a given.

[Hawk]

too much money and too much pain in the ass

just buy better lotion for your hands...they'll take care of you

[Jeff L]

Have you lost your mind? One wife is plenty thank you!

[DC Amp]

Go ahead dude, get a few more. Just let me know how it all turns out if you're still able.

[JakeFlake]

if you got a problem with your woman ... you don't go and get another one. Then you will have two problems.

[The Saltman]

Wow.

/thread