Lesson #1 about gambling

[The Saltman]

When you win $3000 then the next day you win another $2000 on 1 slot machine dont go to another machine after drinking too much and keep playing. You can only win so much. Idiot.

[mmmbeans]

if you win $5000, go home and buy something you actually want.

[Happy Panther]

You play slots?

I didn't know you are a 68 year old chain smoking grandma from Peoria!

[The Saltman]

Ya that's what I said. God I'm so stupid.

STUPID!!!!!!!

[The Saltman]

You play slots?

I didn't know you are a 68 year old chain smoking grandma from Peoria!

Ya they dont normally win $5000

[Carolina Husker]

I imagine the thrill of winning $5000 is completely nullified when it's won playing slots.

[The Saltman]

Well and then lose $3000 because they are greedy and drunk.

[The Saltman]

I imagine the thrill of winning $5000 is completely nullified when it's won playing slots.

I also imagine the same about being a nebraska fan.

[mmmbeans]

Well and then lose $3000 because they are greedy and drunk.

you lost 3k on slots?

[The Saltman]

No. :leaving:

[mmmbeans]

jeez guy.

[The Saltman]

I was drunk member and fuking $5 dollar machine. I know I'm pissed too.

[mmmbeans]

you need a gambling buddy.

[Jackofalltrades]

#1 rule- Don't.

#2 rule- Quit while ahead

#3 rule- Only gamble sober