Need to pass a drug test.

[PantherFan52]

Watch the Blue Mountain State and Workoholics drug test episodes and take notes.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

Workoholics

love that show!

[mmmbeans]

rhino, for what its worth, I'm right there with you.

If you cant do the time, don't do the crime.

nobody is disagreeing with that. this is the moral equivalent (at least in my mind) of talking yourself out of a speeding ticket.

[Hawk]

and if you can't afford to pay the ticket or are at rish of losing your license for getting caught again, then perhaps you should slow the fug down!

anyone that has a job that has even the slightest chance of being subjected to testing is rolling the dice each time they light up, whether that's once in a blue moon or on a daily basis.

it's about time we start to take a little accountability for our actions!!!

[Miaoww]

You must be a blast to party with.

You don't need weed to party.

[HoFBound90]

I wouldn't trust any pills/drinks. The only ones I know that have worked for people were the full body cleansers form gnc or another vitamin store that are a week long kit and they ran 2+ miles every day during that week.

Your only other option is to substitute really. http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1146-substitution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html

make sure the pee stays warm.

Now a days they also test for the drinks, low creatine levels and such so even if they did clean you out they will still find out.

[Stumpy]

Watch the Blue Mountain State and Workoholics drug test episodes and take notes.

Saw them both. Unfortunately, I don't have any ninja stars to trade to a grade schooler for his piss. Lol

[NCstoner420]

If you have the type of job that if you lose it you wont find another like it then you shouldn't smoke weed, the end. The American views and laws towards weed are a joke but it is the price you pay to live in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

[teeray]

make the tester an offer he can't refuse.

[cookinwithgas]

If you have the type of job that if you lose it you wont find another like it then you shouldn't smoke weed, the end. The American views and laws towards weed are a joke but it is the price you pay to live in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

This hits it on the head but this guy said that he was not expecting to be tested.

A friend of mine recently lost his job when his company was suddenly taken over by another one and they made everyone pee in a cup. He was their most knowledgeable person out in the field by far - he hurt his back doing the same kind of work for decades, and weed made it possible for him to sleep without taking tons of terrible painkillers. His bosses had no choice but to fire him even though it was a guarantee that his crew was going to be a lot less effective.

[pantherfan49]

I once saw a dude take a cigarette lighter and try to heat up the bottom of the piss cup in which he had deposited someone else' urine. He ended up charring over the bottom of the cup and had to ask for another one.

Anybody remember Shawn King for the Panthers? He tried to pass off his gf's piss as his own and his drug test came back pregnant.

[ladypanther]

Standard to test the temp...too risky to do anything but give your sample. If you are not a reg smoker...what others have advised....lots, lots of water and juices everyday until the test. Also exercise and eat healthy foods. Got to pump that stuff out of your fat cells. Some companies also test for the things people take to try to mask the drug. If that stuff is detected....fail.

Good luck. Stay clean.

[The Faceless]

Standard to test the temp...too risky to do anything but give your sample. If you are not a reg smoker...what others have advised....lots, lots of water and juices everyday until the test. Also exercise and eat healthy foods. Got to pump that stuff out of your fat cells. Some companies also test for the things people take to try to mask the drug. If that stuff is detected....fail.

Good luck. Stay clean.

Basically this, alot does depend on your metabolism though. Don't buy into the overloading of Niacin horseshit either. Buy a take-home piss test from like Walgreens to get a gauge on your THC levels.

[coxc63]

Like others said drink a lot of water, as much as you can to the point of puking. The day of the test wake up early enough try to down a gallon of water and piss 2-3 times before you go to take the test. Never use your first piss of the day if you are paranoid about passing, because it contains the most toxins, by your 3rd-4th piss your urine should be diluted enough to pass.