Need to pass a drug test.

[dexterpyro]

If you are really worried, you can get Niacin pills from anywhere thst sells supplements. Take a coulple of pills every day leading up to test. Just be prepared for the itching and hot flashes.

The clean pee may not work if they take temp of it right there on site. Too cold and they will make you go again. Or fire you on spot for attempted fraud if caught.

The naicin(b 12) will work have used it while i was in marines and other jobs. You should be fine if you arent obese and not a chronic smoker, especially with three weeks

[tattoorhino]

Im just saying people should think more about the consequences of their actions before they do anything.

Im sure I could be at a bar and have a few and a hot chick walk up and talk to me and in the spur of the moment think it was a good idea to get her to blow me in the bathroom, without a condom because hey, its the spur of the moment and its not hurting anyone, except for the fact that Im married with faithful wife at home and kids asleep.

Noone knows but the two of us until I come home with something ajax wont wash off that I dont know I brought home until I infect my wife. Marriage ruined, innocent wife ruined, family ruined but hey who thought about all that when we live in the moment. Sometimes lifes best lessons are learned the hard way. I dont know if this guy who started the thread is married and his losing his job might effect his wife and family but these are things we all need to think about before we just live in the moment. Im sure he is a great guy and Im not saying for a moment he isnt, but sometimes you have to pay the piper and make better choices next time. No one wants to take responsibility for their actions anymore.

[Cyclonus]

I've known people that have bought urine kits online. The clean urine is shipped overnight in a IV bag. You tape it to the inside of your leg and when it's time to take the test you unclamp the hose and squirt some into the cup. It's worked every time.

[OneBadassCat]

Im just saying people should think more about the consequences of their actions before they do anything.

Im sure I could be at a bar and have a few and a hot chick walk up and talk to me and in the spur of the moment think it was a good idea to get her to blow me in the bathroom, without a condom because hey, its the spur of the moment and its not hurting anyone, except for the fact that Im married with faithful wife at home and kids asleep.

Noone knows but the two of us until I come home with something ajax wont wash off that I dont know I brought home until I infect my wife. Marriage ruined, innocent wife ruined, family ruined but hey who thought about all that when we live in the moment. Sometimes lifes best lessons are learned the hard way. I dont know if this guy who started the thread is married and his losing his job might effect his wife and family but these are things we all need to think about before we just live in the moment. Im sure he is a great guy and Im not saying for a moment he isnt, but sometimes you have to pay the piper and make better choices next time. No one wants to take responsibility for their actions anymore.

Actually the OP doesn't sound like much of a smoker. He just did it a few weeks ago and is paranoid about it. He doesn't deserve to lose his job and be homeless because he decided to relax and live a little. It hardly compares to getting a blow job by an STD infested hooker.

[tattoorhino]

So to live a little it takes smoking weed? I used an extreme point and do I want him to lose his job NO, Im just saying the society we live in doesnt take responsibility for anything. I hope he gets what he needs to pass it but doing something illegal is doing something illegal regardless of how you or I feel about it.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

I have peed a few times for friends of mine and it's worked every time.

go to cvs.. buy one of these

http://www.cvs.com/CVSApp/catalog/shop_product_detail.jsp?filterBy=&skuId=728129&productId=728129&navAction=jump&navCount=3

have a friend pee in a small container..put strip on there. put in microwave for 5 secs right before you go (depending on how far the drive is) put down pants by nutsack to keep warm..make sure it's right around 98.6 before you put in their container

there you go..you're welcome

[The Saltman]

I hate pot smokers

[Cyclonus]

So to live a little it takes smoking weed? I used an extreme point and do I want him to lose his job NO, Im just saying the society we live in doesnt take responsibility for anything. I hope he gets what he needs to pass it but doing something illegal is doing something illegal regardless of how you or I feel about it.

I think he asked for advice on passing a drug test, not a sermon. I think your soapbox would be put to better use in a different thread.

[boo7382]

I hate pot smokers

Why would you hate yourself, you are wonderfullllll

[tattoorhino]

Sorry for the voice of reason, I should have know better on this forum. And as far as sermon, I dont know anywhere in my replies was anything mentioned about religious beliefs at all. Obeying the law has nothing to do with a "sermon".

[mmmbeans]

So to live a little it takes smoking weed? I used an extreme point and do I want him to lose his job NO, Im just saying the society we live in doesnt take responsibility for anything. I hope he gets what he needs to pass it but doing something illegal is doing something illegal regardless of how you or I feel about it.

we got a nice "good old days" thread in the tinderbox.

calling your name...

[Claws]

Geez. Stoner doesn't = drunk bj at bar contacting STD. Holy poo. Exaggerate much?

[lymelizzard]

My job just announced that they are going to start doing monthly drug screenings for everyone in the company. Previously, they only tested if you had a workman's comp claim.

I've never been a big smoker, but I helped my sister move to Boone the weekend before last, and decided to partake in some mountain delicacies.

I smoked 3-4 times a day that weekend. My test is on the 13th so I only have a week to clean out my system or bye bye income.

Any huddlers have experience with a product that can clean you out in less than a week?

Job market here sucks, so I am desperate!

What kind of test? Hair, Oral, Urine? Instant test or will they send specimen to the lab. Most of the DOT test have a thermometer on them to hot or to cold and its auto fail.

[SOJA]

cranberry juice, exercise, water (lots of fluids you wanna be pissing like there's no tom)..............and maybe try those pills if they've worked for other people