Need to pass a drug test.

[jim stone]

Sounds like they might be trying to downsize without having to pay for it.

That could be. There are no unemployment benefits for those that fail a drug test.

[Jbro]

Quick fix. I got a bottle if you want it. Passed over 10 randoms with it without any problems.

[Davidson Deac II]

That could be. There are no unemployment benefits for those that fail a drug test.

That, and no severance package either (if its the kind of company that gives severance packages).

[Floppin]

By the time you take that test it will have been over three weeks. You only smoked for a few days, as long as your are in reasonable shape and you drink plenty of water, the odds of you actually failing are pretty slim. THC binds to fat cells which is why it takes a while to metabolize out of the system. Try and stay active and drink lots of fluids so that you are continuously flushing out your system.

[Floppin]

Thanks for the tips guys

I have access to clean piss, what's the best method to keep it concealed/warm or am I better off just risking it and going with what I have?

They don't need a lot of pee for their tests. A buddy of mine used to tape a visine bottle that he had cut the top off of to the underside of his dick.

[Floppin]

Also, if you use your own pee, catch mid stream. Never catch the first pee to come out as it will have the highest concentration of pollutants.

[boo7382]

Strip NC.

2 Pills and a little mini shot in a box.

Worked for me....only quit for about 48 hrs.

Just make sure you drink as much water as possible.

[PantherBrew]

There are detox cleansing things you can buy from GNC, but don't mention a drug test or they won't legally be able to sell it to you.

Just say you need something to cleanse your body from toxins.

[Doyle]

Put a couple of drops of Tabasco in your peehole the morning before the test. Works everytime for me.

[tattoorhino]

Maybe you should just grow up and realize there are consequences for your actions, no matter how "fun" and illegal they might be.

[Doyle]

Maybe you should just grow up and realize there are consequences for your actions, no matter how "fun" and illegal they might be.

You must be a blast to party with.

[cookinwithgas]

Growing up means you can afford the good poo.

[g5jamz]

One of these people will thank you.

[OneBadassCat]

My job just announced that they are going to start doing monthly drug screenings for everyone in the company. Previously, they only tested if you had a workman's comp claim.

I've never been a big smoker, but I helped my sister move to Boone the weekend before last, and decided to partake in some mountain delicacies.

I smoked 3-4 times a day that weekend. My test is on the 13th so I only have a week to clean out my system or bye bye income.

Any huddlers have experience with a product that can clean you out in less than a week?

Job market here sucks, so I am desperate!

It should be out of your system by now. Just drink plenty of water.