I will acknowledge in advance that this may be a tl;dr post.
For those of you who are interested, the full story is posted below; if you're bored or short on time, scroll down to the pictures at the bottom. They provide a visual representation of the journey. Enjoy.
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Day One
Backpacks? Check. Sleeping bags? Check. Passports, airline tickets to Peru, and an unquenchable thirst for adventure? Check, check, and check. Yep, this