This is ok, right?

[Zcustom]

Since we're about to have another baby in the house, I'm trying to make sure we don't have our precious few moments of sleep interrupted by solicitors.

We have dogs that like to bark when the doorbell rings or someone knocks. When my son was born many peaceful naps were lost to this.

This should about cover it, whaddaya say?

BTW I printed this and laminated it at work, and will be placing it on the door tonight. Unless the huddle can improve upon it, of course

ATTENTION!!

Do NOT Knock!

Do NOT Ring Door Bell!

We have a newborn baby sleeping. If we aren’t already expecting you, there is absolutely no reason for you to disturb our peaceful home.

If you choose to be the dumbass that rings/knocks and wakes up the baby and her mother, you will have to deal with a cranky and sleep deprived mother. Then you will have to deal with an even crankier and sleep deprived father.

Now step away from the Door/Doorbell and take your unwelcome solicitation with you.

Thanks and have a super fantastic day!

[Darth Biscuit]

Yes and a punch in the face is good too... just unhook the damn thing. I've always intended to do that and never have, our dogs go psycho when someone rings the doorbell.

[Jbro]

How will you get a free alarm for just putting a sign in your yard now?

[88 Bronco]

You can disable the doorbell...

But since I work a rotating shift I put a "Please do not ring the doorbell." note taped over the doorbell and it seems to work.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

I think it's fine..print it on bright ass pink paper too..put one over the doorbell and one on the door...a little overkill never hurt anyone :)

[Jbro]

You can disable the doorbell...

And remove his door so nobody can knock.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

or trade the dogs in for cats and you don't have to put that mean 'ole note on the door...problem solved!!!

Kitties for everyone!!!

[Jase]

just shoot the first one to ring the doorbell.

Word'll get around.

[Jangler]

spill some blood on the porch to get your point across.

[Floppin]

Hook your doorbell up to a car battery.

[Kettle]

I'd replace dumbass with disrespectful person or some other less offensive label. The christians and jehovah witnesses might just ignore your sign because they feel your child needs to be saved from a household destined for hell.

[TheRealDeal]

Do you guys have those Mormons out there?

They are the worst.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

Do you guys have those Mormons out there?

They are the worst.

they came to my house 3x's in one week..the 3rd time I was not very nice

now when I see them coming, I just hide and don't answer the door

[88 Bronco]

I play some heavy metal really loud, open the door, and yell "What?!". This usually scares them off.