I want to punch a toddler right now.

[TheRealDeal]

:lol:

[Jase]

I know your better with money than I am Jase, ever consider letting your wife stay at home?

If I can pull that poo off anybody can

My wife would love this, unfortunately health insurance alone would keep this from happening. I'd have to get a new job.

[Bronn]

If you were close by, I'd tell you to drop her off at my house and let my mom keep her with my son all day for you...

But then she'd probably come home saying "sh!t" which my son said last night, obviously picked up from me...

I'm so proud...

On the real, I'd threaten the daycare that if it happened again you'd burn their place down...

[Kettle]

it was when things like this started happening that my dad taught me to defend myself.

[4Corners]

zombie apocalypse

[Zcustom]

My wife would love this, unfortunately health insurance alone would keep this from happening. I'd have to get a new job.

*counts blessings*

although I was sure that my $660/month ins. premium was crazy high, maybe not?

[4Corners]

I got in a fight like 4-5 years ago with a room mate and the little homo bit me. I still have a scar on my chest and had to get a tetanus shot.

[Jase]

*counts blessings*

although I was sure that my $660/month ins. premium was crazy high, maybe not?

it would be around 400-500 per month, with a $5700 deductible, which we'd assuredly reach every year.

That's 11-12000 per year, about what we spend on daycare.

[TheRealDeal]

I got in a fight like 4-5 years ago with a room mate and the little homo bit me. I still have a scar on my chest and had to get a tetanus shot.

:lol: wut?

[Epistaxis]

Jase, for 400 to 500 you should be able to find a nice empty nester lady/professional mom that could use the cash.

We got SOOOO lucky with our lady. She is loved by our kids and has been with us for 5 years. She drives, and cooks for us on Tuesdays.

She does the kids laundry too.

Put some feelers out, let the kiddo get socialized on YOUR terms, not the terms of the daycare. Plus much less hand foot and mouth disease type issues.

Unless you like the strength thru immunity course.

[Zcustom]

it would be around 400-500 per month, with a $5700 deductible, which we'd assuredly reach every year.

That's 11-12000 per year, about what we spend on daycare.

Yeah but spend 11-12k per year for your baby girl to be at home with mom vs 11-12k for all day with other peoples rotten kids/getting bitten

[Jbro]

Jase, for 400 to 500 you should be able to find a nice empty nester lady/professional mom that could use the cash.

We got SOOOO lucky with our lady. She is loved by our kids and has been with us for 5 years. She drives, and cooks for us on Tuesdays.

She does the kids laundry too.

Put some feelers out, let the kiddo get socialized on YOUR terms, not the terms of the daycare. Plus much less hand foot and mouth disease type issues.

Unless you like the strength thru immunity course.

This. We had a nanny for 5 years, she was better and cheaper then daycare.

[Jase]

Jase, for 400 to 500 you should be able to find a nice empty nester lady/professional mom that could use the cash.

We got SOOOO lucky with our lady. She is loved by our kids and has been with us for 5 years. She drives, and cooks for us on Tuesdays.

She does the kids laundry too.

Put some feelers out, let the kiddo get socialized on YOUR terms, not the terms of the daycare. Plus much less hand foot and mouth disease type issues.

Unless you like the strength thru immunity course.

I worry, and my wife worries, about this kind of thing a lot.

You never know if the woman you hire turns out to be, well, a cannibal for instance.

And I do kind of like her being exposed to the germs now rather than later.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

nanny cam! duh :)

http://www.knowyournanny.com/