Dead Island

[Porn Shop Clerk]

allah forbid anyone anywhere ever criticize anything or say something that is less than a superholy glowing review about nothing and suddenly everyone poos their pants

people don't get their fuging feelings hurt nearly often enough

[Porn Shop Clerk]

i dunno, but apparently zombies materialize out of thin air if you walk far enough down the road

[Reapuh]

Aliens are warping zombies down from their spaceships!

But seriously, this zombie spawning isn't really a big problem for me.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

so why are we still talking about it then

[The Saltman]

Bad day psc?

[Porn Shop Clerk]

contrary to popular opinion (who'd have thunk that) i never have a bad day

[The Saltman]

I don't believe that for a second.

[Captroop]

I do. He just doesn't rest until everyone else has a bad day.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

if reading something i post constitutes as a bad day, then i'd say you're doing pretty well and should focus on the more positive aspects of your life

[Captroop]

if reading something i post constitutes as a bad day, then i'd say you're doing pretty well and should focus on the more positive aspects of your life

For the record, I am immune to Web vitriol. But you can't look my Avatar in the face and tell me your schtick isn't to rile people up.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

gee whatever gave you that impression?

i try to be so subtle about it

guess i need to work on my tact

[Porn Shop Clerk]

[The Saltman]

[Miaoww]

The zombies are swimming to the Island from other nearby Islands. :willy_nilly:

Have you noticed they take damage in water?