Vasectomy?

[Jeff L]

Had it done on a Friday and was at softball practice Sunday afternoon. Wore my jock for about a week and was good to go.

[lymelizzard]

I've had three of them. My little swimmer keep rigging the tube back together somehow. Persistent little fuggers.

Kids or vasectomy's?

[Kevin Greene]

I am on the list!!!

true story to share....

have a buddy that went to get it done after his third kid...about a year later, they had twins. Went to the doctor and he said, ya, some guys have extra tubes, let's go in and snip that one two...so he did. couple years later he got divorced and low and behold, met a new woman and guess what, she wanted kids...so in he went for #3 to get it reversed...had two kids and yup...in for #4 to get it redone again!

would have been easier if they just put a zipper on his sack!

Have a golf buddy who had it done and it didn't take. Had to be snipped a second time.

We call him Super Balls.

[Miaoww]

This must be an American thing, right? I know I'm never having that surgery.

[g5jamz]

0% swelling.

Take the pain meds. Don't do anything as we've talked about. Keep frozen peas rotated. You'll be fine.

Don't be a wuss.

[Cat]

My husband had it. He never jizzed in the cup though to be sure it worked. smh

I swear if I end up pregnant!

[g5jamz]

Doc said the wife can tell by taste Cat.

[Johnny Rockets]

I could never get that done. Not a chance. Just the whole idea scares the crap out of me. Plus I plan on becoming the first man to spawn a child in all 50 states. A modern day, creepier version of Johnny Appleseed. After that, world dominance.

[g5jamz]

creepier version of Johnny Appleseed...or Travis Henry.

[Carolina Husker]

My recommendation as a sterilized dude and the husband of someone that has performed the procedure countless times...

I thought you were a dentist?

[Jase]

I don't think anything can stop this now.

:(

[Wither]

Don't do it!!!

[OneBadassCat]

Screw that dude, make your girl get an IUD.

[Mother Grabber]

I had a friend who had it done. He lived out in BFE, so he had to come beat off in my bathroom so he could get the sample to the hospital in time.

He said it felt like being punched in the nuts for a day.