Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

[Darth Biscuit]

I'm with J... what I do in the toilet is my business...

[Guest]

I'm a stander. At work, we listen to a local radio morning show in the warehouse and they brought this topic up. Apparently, in a random survey of 1,000 people, the split was 44% standing and 56% sitting, so the divide isn't that far.

Remaining in a squat and wiping just seems to me like you stand a good chance of getting poo on your hand. I have always been one to stand up, raise a leg on the seat to spread, and wipe.

This survey is flawed aint it? I bet that 100% of females sit, cuz they always sit whether shatting or pissing. Science demands a true answer!!!

[LiQuiD]

Never thought this was a question. Who the fug stands to wipe their ass? Y'all are some weird motherfugers.

[SCP]

Sitting down, leaning to the left.

[LiQuiD]

Sitting down, leaning to the left.

Ahh..refreshing to see a normal human in this thread.

[sunbunny]

WTF?

*heads back out of thread*

[Mvp2014]

Never thought this was a question. Who the fug stands to wipe their ass? Y'all are some weird motherfugers.

lol, I'm a full grown man. What kind of question is that?

[lightsout]

Wait, you're supposed to wipe?

[Hawk]

I live in my father's mansion and use his bidet....sorry...wrong huddler

[Guild]

Sitting. Also very thorough.

[The_Cannon]

When I'm at home (where I take 90% of my shiz) I have to be completely naked to comfortably poo. Its so relaxing.

Flushable wipes are the best thing since youjizz.com debuted. If you're wiping back to front you're just asking for a urinary tract infection

[The Graduate]

Wut, U guys havin a party in the bathroom.

It dont matter as long as you use sumthin to wipe with.

Stay away from chigger covered stuff.

[Dpantherman]

^^^Hey look a poo stain!! You came into the right thread ;)

[The Graduate]

^^^Hey look a poo stain!! You came into the right thread ;)

:grouphug:

in the bathroom.

BYOAW

Bring your own ass wipe.

See ya.

Wipe safely and have a nice day.