Earthquake debunked

[Mvp2014]

Larry Fitzgerald just got his signing bonus direct deposited

lol

[ncbobcat]

I'd fug a hot zombie, with protection.

Just sayin.

She'd be cold, zombies are dead dude.

[frash.exe]

my house was shakin’, and it’s shakin’! and it’s just shakin’! and it’s shaking!—it shakes for over a minute to two minutes. It shook constantly. And it was the same white helicopter that I saw on Sunday afternoon that flew over my house when I walked from my part of the house to my garage.

[Kurb]

poo, no wonder I can't find you, I was on the wrong Code.

I hope my end of the world dream isn't coming true Kurbz.....or else I might be preggers soon.:eek:

Not it

[Zod]

She'd be cold, zombies are dead dude.

Like i haven't shagged a dead broad before...

[4Corners]

Like i haven't shagged a dead broad before...

I hate bitches that just lay there

[ncbobcat]

Like i haven't shagged a dead broad before...

We've got a necro in the house!!!

[rickyisclutch]

In Raleigh it felt like a someone tried to tow the house for a few seconds.

[teeray]

She'd be cold, zombies are dead dude.

Throw some icey hot on it and go to work.

Disclaimer: do not attempt to fug a zombie with icey hot. It is very painful and zombies hate the smell of icey hot. Fact.

[boo7382]

If you were having sex with her, how would you know if she was just play/rough sex biting or really trying to eat your brains?

[Panthro]

When it comes to sex...I like my zombies like I like my women.

Decapitated

[ncbobcat]

What does this have to do with the Panthers? Just thought of that...unless it was a Topcat, then we'd be on topic.

[teeray]

What does this have to do with the Panthers? Just thought of that...unless it was a Topcat, then we'd be on topic.

[ncbobcat]

Okay, so the hot (cold really) zombie chick IS, in fact, a Topcat.