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Swung by practice today...


CatMan72

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First I would have to catch him and there's no chance of that... plus you have to think very carefully about getting into a fight with anybody that has his size/athleticism combination.

The only experience I have to compare is throwing Juan Howard and Brian Mitchell out of a bar I was a bouncer in up in DC back in the 90's. I was doing about 360 lbs at the time and could handle myself and Juan Howard was a handful.

LOL. Juwan Howard's daughter plays softball with my daughter. Never met the guy, but his BM is pretty frickin' fine. His daughter is a hell of a ballplayer, and at 10 years old will probably be taller than me (5'10") in anothe ryear or so.

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U obviously don't know me bro. I fug with famous people every chance I get. Being star struck is for the womensez....

A man is a man...^He puts his pants on one leg at a time just like I do. I fear no man....

Now if u put me in front of Jessica Alba, u may hear me stutter a few times.

Cam pays somebody to hold his pants open so he can jump into them two legs at a time, so the joke is on you.

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I swung by practice today under the assumption that it would be held around the same time as it was last year... got there at about 12:30 and it hadn't even started yet. Walked down the path from the practice fields to the stadium and walking right towards me was the one-and-only Cam Newton... and he is gigantic. Keep in mind that I'm 6'6" and 297 lbs.

Didn't want to bug the guy, so as I walked by I just said "Hey Cam" and he looked right at me with a big smile and said "Hey buddy" in a very genuinely friendly way (I know, cool story bro). Before Cam, Peppers was the most physically impressive person I've ever been around, but Cam takes it... he's not human.

So anyways, I'm trying to figure out if the later practice start today will be a regular thing or if it was just for this special sponsor event they were having?

Anybody have any intel on what time normal practices will start this year?

Only Catman gets us the practice exclusives. That really is a cool story.

bro.

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Maybe, not taking anything away from Peppers - he's a freak, maybe it's because my mind is trying to tell me that Cam is a QB and he looks like a DE.

Seeing his silhouette coming at me through the tunnel was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen... I knew who it was the moment I saw him because nobody else is built like that.

(no homo)

I still have a boner.

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I swung by practice today under the assumption that it would be held around the same time as it was last year... got there at about 12:30 and it hadn't even started yet. Walked down the path from the practice fields to the stadium and walking right towards me was the one-and-only Cam Newton... and he is gigantic. Keep in mind that I'm 6'6" and 297 lbs.

I'm surprised he didn't try and smuggle you into the locker room to take that scrub Bernadeau's place. U would be a definite upgrade no matter what shape your in or your current technique level.

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I'm surprised he didn't try and smuggle you into the locker room to take that scrub Bernadeau's place. U would be a definite upgrade no matter what shape your in or your current technique level.

I would make Bernadeau look like Anthony Munoz, LOL

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