Strangest things you've seen?

[Doc Holiday]

Ok, I know without pics this thread may be worthless but had a conversation with a friend that brought this up and thought it would make a good idea.

So basically what is the strangest/surreal/funniest thing you have seen??

Me? I've seen a a Black guy driving a white ford Bronco with a license plate that read "ImNotOj"

And I was walking through a part of Australia outside of Sydney called Penrith last year when a young lady stopped at a stop sign I was walking by with a Blow up sex doll in the passenger front seat with a Baby on Board shade sign with a baby in the back seat.(tried to get a photo of this but was not fast enough)

[4Corners]

One of my friends dad is very manic, and he had an episode last summer and I gotta admit that was very strange.

[PhillyB]

urf derf hai guyz herpity derpity blah blah OMG!!!!!!!!!!! talk talk rackin frackin argablarga ding dong wow!!11pantherz

Have some pie says ----------------> PhillyB

blew my fuggin mind

[Chimera]

Straws in Germany, called Extra Dick.

[Razzy]

A friend's father's cracked out girlfriend having an absolute freakout and jumping through a window.

Laying in the grass one time, just staring and the sky and daydreaming, I saw a large, black, cylinder shaped object crossed me vision. It must have been on 3/4 of a second, but it appeared to be at a high altitude and very large. It came in from the left and abruptly stopped, made a 90 degree turn in place and very quickly took off.

I have seen several black fog/mist apparitions in my life, yet only in my peripheral vision and never with regularity or for any long length of time. That could be a natural medical phenomena, but I have also seen the apparition of a man at my current workplace twice. I never told any of my workers, but one of my coworkers recently talked to me seeing the same man and described his clothing perfectly. Strange indeed.

[Double34Trouble28]

Driving down I-95 back from the beach the other day traffic was stop and go. Me and my buddies look to the right, there is an old man in a National Lampoon's Vacation style station wagon loaded down with trash bags and a bike on the back. Said vehicle was stopped, completely on the right shoulder. Not 1/2 mile after we pass him traffic picks up and we are back going around 60, and about 6 miles later traffic slows again. Same car is sitting AHEAD of us on the LEFT shoulder. Thought I saw a ghost. You could have bought me for a nickel. I have no idea how the man made it back in front of us. None. He didn't just drive by us and pull over to the left shoulder. There's no way.

[sunbunny]

A man riding a motorcycle naked with his dick on the tank.

[Johnny Rockets]

A man riding a motorcycle naked with his dick on the tank.

I had it in the tank...to the bottom to be exact, not just on it.

[sharkkiller]

Saw a family of 5 people on a motorcycle/moped here in the DR. 2 adults, 1 toddler, and 2 preteens. All sitting on one of these, weaving through traffic.

[Johnny Rockets]

Wasn't extremely strange but this did catch me off guard a bit....

A few years ago a friend of mine had a Cesna airplane, my other friends dad owned a marina in Florida and chartered million dollar boats to New England. Well, we would fly down to Florida a couple times a year and stay on a boat at the marina and just go sailfishing for 3-4 days.

The guy's dad who owned the marina was in his late 60's and he had a 27 year old girlfriend. The first time we went out fishing she went into the cabin to make us lunch, when she came out of the cabin with the food she was totally naked. She spent the rest of the day walking aroung the boat naked and bringing us cold beer as we fished for sailfish. She did that everytime we went down there for 3 years straight....ever since then I get a boner when I walk into a seafood restaurant or go fishing on Zod's boat.

[Guest]

^^Pics or stfu. You know you have em.

[Johnny Rockets]

^^Pics or stfu. You know you have em.

It was back before I had a camera phone. Probably 8 or so years ago. My buddy was so embarrased that his "step mom to be", who was younger than him.... was walking around like that in front of us. It was great....oh the jokes we told.

[Guest]

aaannddd....was she hot?? :D

[Johnny Rockets]

aaannddd....was she hot?? :D

To make the story better should I say yes?

In truth she was a 6 out of 10 and I give her a 6 because she was bringing us beers naked and had big bombs on her. She was probably more like a 4.