How come I can't rap?

[Panthers128]

Fe Fi Fo Fum

I think I smell the scent of a placenta

I enter central park, it's dark, it's winter in December

I see my target with my car, and park and approach her tender

Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend to befriend her

Sit down beside her like a spider, hi there girl you mighta

Heard of me before, see ***** you're the kinda girl that I'da

Assault and rape and figure why not try to make your pussy wider

f**k you with an umbrella then open it up while that shits inside ya

From Eminem's "Stay Wide Awake".

Come on... The guy is trash. What a load of garbage this is. He is a disgusting human being.

[Wither]

From Eminem's "Stay Wide Awake".

Come on... The guy is trash. What a load of garbage this is. He is a disgusting human being.

Actually Eminem's music is great. If you actually listened to a few songs for more than 30 seconds and Googling his lyrics you might realize that.

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

Eminem isn't the best example. Especially a lot of his earlier stuff, which was nasty and dirty as f*ck.

Here's a better example...

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

Well actually, Till I Get There may not be the best example for a non-rap fan either, but it does give proof that rap does have some substance.

[chef17]

From Eminem's "Stay Wide Awake".

Come on... The guy is trash. What a load of garbage this is. He is a disgusting human being.

That's great but that is besides the point. I gave you a direct example that proves you wrong and you ignore it. Everyone knows there are horrible rap songs, no one is arguing that. But you called the entire genre illiterate, violent, and about material things which is false.

[bleys]

purpose of the official hip-hop thread is to spread good music.. separate from the Lil Wayne, etc. it trails off here and there, but majority is good stuff..

high quality music right herrrrrrrrrrrrrre

[KillerKat]

Jesus Christ people this thread wasn't supposed to be taken seriously -___-

[bleys]

I seriously doubt your original post was taken seriously.. ;)