Bikini Contest Judge

[Kettle]

Flip flops no.

barefoot OMG yes!

heels are best. they tighten up the legs and butt.

[Carolina Husker]

Everything in relationship to the waist.

[R0CKnR0LLA]

i judge them solely on what "incentives" they offer me beforehand backstage

yes ladies, my vote is for sale

[YourManInAmsterdam]

....cute smile is a +!!

she must act like she's enjoying herself.

These would go a long way for me.

I don't really have a type (though I am admittedly a sucker for a big butt), and don't generally have expectations that lean towards generally accepted American beauty standards.

However, in situations like bikini contests, it's normally part of entertainment at a bar or some other social, public gathering.

That said, you probably do have a certain responsibility to play to the crowd. That is to say that you probably have to judge in a way that keeps the spectators drinking and partying or whatever. The people who own/run the bar probably count on that to some capacity.

[Cat]

Do you weigh more importance on the boobs, butt, or legs? Do you care about face at all?

Equally proportioned.

Don't vote for the girl with the best tits but a not so hot mid section and ass. Of course don't vote for the skinny girl with not titties either. If she looks like she's been hit in the face with an ugly stick then that's a no go.

oh yeah and she must act sexy.

[Zod]

Equally proportioned.

Don't vote for the girl with the best tits but a not so hot mid section and ass. Of course don't vote for the skinny girl with not titties either. If she looks like she's been hit in the face with an ugly stick then that's a no go.

oh yeah and she must act sexy.

Care to be my official consultant on all things bikini? Free drinks and such.

hubba hubba

[Cat]

Care to be my official consultant on all things bikini? Free drinks and such.

hubba hubba

Tempting. You'd hate how critical I am.

[Panthro]

Having been a guest judge in a wet t shirt contest I will give you the criteria I used. 95% of the girls are going to look almost identical. Choose the one that looks like she is having the most fun or you want to bang the more than the others.

[Guest]

vote for the best hush puppies.

[Darth Biscuit]

Pantha San said it best... vote for the one that gives the best perks to the judge... ie blowjob.

[HoFBound90]

No way is stomach last. If they have a beer gut they are out automatically. An ugly face I can deal with.

I feel a good face is like the cherry or topping on top of a sundae. As long as the rest is good it is amazing, but that little extra makes it so much better.

[Claws]

They gotta have long hair and an amazing ass.

If these two requirements aren't met, they can get to fuging steppin.