Words of wisdom.

[GritsRgreat]

feel free to post your own.

[Claws]

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

[Claws]

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

[GritsRgreat]

man who goes to bed with itchy asshole wakes up with smelly finger

[Kitten Diver]

Coke=good. Heroin=good. Coke and Heroin together=death.

[Claws]

Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants

Man who loves and loses, have not right lawyer.

[Kitten Diver]

If a girl has a tongue ring, she'll probably suck your dick.

If a guy has a tongue ring, he'll probably suck your dick.

[MunkeyNuts]

man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand

[Claws]

If a girl has a tongue ring, she'll probably suck your dick.

If a guy has a tongue ring, he'll probably suck your dick.

:smilielol5:

[PanthaSan]

Coke=good. Heroin=good. Coke and Heroin together=Sunday morning before church.

Fixed it...

[wattchano]

WARNING!!! !!!!!!!Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Coke and ice will ruin your teeth. Apparently ice is lethal!!! Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice!!

[GritsRgreat]

- My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust” - Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.

[Davidson Deac II]

There is a fine line between courage and stupidity

[R0CKnR0LLA]

man with hand in pants feels cocky all day

plus listen to this to this at a volume you're ears will bleed