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Dietary correlations to relationship status


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if you see a girl buying a bunch of frozen dinners, go tell her (jokingly) "I give cooking lessons every Friday night at 8pm at my place... but I insist you join me for a drink first.. you know, so we can get to know each other.."

or whatever.. just go say something..

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if you see a girl buying a bunch of frozen dinners, go tell her (jokingly) "you know, I give cooking lessons from time to time..." read her response and start bullshitting about how the food network is always calling you about your incredible recipes. that you had to recently hire a security team to keep them safe.. be light-hearted..

"but I don't let just anyone try them.. You could be one of "them".. I realize I'm the paranoid one, so let me buy you some drinks first.."

or whatever.. just go say something..

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if you see a girl buying a bunch of frozen dinners, go tell her (jokingly) "you know, I give cooking lessons from time to time..." read her response and start bullpooting about how the food network is always calling you about your incredible recipes. that you had to recently hire a security team to keep them safe.. be light-hearted..

"but I don't let just anyone try them.. You could be one of "them".. I realize I'm the paranoid one, so let me buy you some drinks first.."

or whatever.. just go say something..

:shocked:

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If a girl at the supermarket is buying a lot of frozen dinners for one, is it safe to assume she is single?

She could be buying them for her husband or boyfriend who doesn't cook.

My wife buys me a lot of shitty food to eat when she's at work because I don't belong in the kitchen and if she doesn't buy me that poo I'll eat In-N-Out every night.

Don't take my man card but occasionally I'll make a sandwich.

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If a girl at the supermarket is buying a lot of frozen dinners for one, is it safe to assume she is single?

No. Husband/boyfriend might work out of town, be on a different schedule, not like her food, etc.

I ate cereal and candy for dinner often by myself for years when my husband worked out of town or late all the time.

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I think a more obvious sign of a girl being single would be if her cart contained 20 quarts of icecream, frozen pizzas, tons of candy, and plenty of xxxxxl spandex pants.

Edit: and she obviously not pregnant.

Yeah shes also 300lbs so who gives a fug about her status?

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