Post something you have never told a living soul (besides your significant other)

[LifeisaGarden]

But its all internal. No squeezing by hand.

Have you been doing your Kegels?

[LifeisaGarden]

WHAT?!?!?! How is this possible.

You have much to learn grasshoppa.

[boo7382]

You have much to learn grasshoppa.

well then you better PM me the link to your youtube demonstration

[4Corners]

I got so hammered drunk one night 3 years ago and passed out on m y floor at my parents house and pissed the floor. It left a huge black spot on my parent's nice finished floor that I was able to conceal until I moved out a couple months later.

When my mom and dad did find it I told them that the dog did it.

[The Saltman]

Have you been doing your Kegels?

I dont have sex enough for it to matter.

[Kettle]

when the boobs threads get going i can do kegals at my desk. i've never told anyone that.

[cdandi1]

Ok I've never told this before, to anyone:

So I was down in New Orleans in Jan of 2008 after LSU beat Ohio State to win the Nat'l Championship. Bourban street was packed and was full of people all night. Well around 4 am I was stumbling around drunk with some buds.

I was super horny after recently breaking up with my gf..so I asked a gentlman at a nudie bar where I could find some cheap pussy. After getting the run around I found a guy who had a lady who could offer me services for cheap. So, I met him and this lady behind the bar and we walked to her apt about three blocks away from bourban. We walked upstairs to her place...and by this point I was still super inebriated but I had only one thing on my mind. Anyway, she takes her glass eye out, which wierded me out, but I thought it was a joke. Well, it was no joke, and for the 5 bucks I had thats all she could offer. So I literally skull fricked a 35 year old slut in New Orleans for three min, busted in her eye socket.

As I was leaving I said thanks and I would be seeing her around. She responded, "alright, sounds good. I'll keep an eye out for ya!"

[4Corners]

[4Corners]

Ok I've never told this before, to anyone:

So I was down in New Orleans in Jan of 2008 after LSU beat Ohio State to win the Nat'l Championship. Bourban street was packed and was full of people all night. Well around 4 am I was stumbling around drunk with some buds.

I was super horny after recently breaking up with my gf..so I asked a gentlman at a nudie bar where I could find some cheap pussy. After getting the run around I found a guy who had a lady who could offer me services for cheap. So, I met him and this lady behind the bar and we walked to her apt about three blocks away from bourban. We walked upstairs to her place...and by this point I was still super inebriated but I had only one thing on my mind. Anyway, she takes her glass eye out, which wierded me out, but I thought it was a joke. Well, it was no joke, and for the 5 bucks I had thats all she could offer. So I literally skull fricked a 35 year old slut in New Orleans for three min, busted in her eye socket.

As I was leaving I said thanks and I would be seeing her around. She responded, "alright, sounds good. I'll keep an eye out for ya!"

[tarheelfan23]

When I come home late and have to be really, really quiet.....I sneak up the stairs, go in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg.

helps with athletes feet!!:o

[YoungPanthers89]

helps with athletes feet!!:o

if you drink it, it cures cancer.

[Hotsauce]

So perhaps we should rename this thread funny masturbating and/or piss stories!

[Kettle]