Girl's coming over with booze and bowls...

[Future of the Funchise]

Time to hop in the shower... Wanna be fresh cause this may possibly lead to sexy times.

[bleys]

sounds like a party...

[Future of the Funchise]

hell yea :)

[Wither]

Jesus Christo!

[tarheelblue89]

Suit UP!!!

[PhillyB]

i read this as "bowels"

[Future of the Funchise]

hahahahahahaha.... damn philly. that's as bad as me reading your name as philly blunts everytime i see you...

so i had my mouth on second and hand slidding into third when the unthinkable happens...

her boyfriend calls asking how much longer she will be because he needs help operating the microwave. apparently last time he used it he started a fire trying to warm up a poptart.... gotta take it out of the foil first. fugIN' COCK BLOCKIN' BOYFRIENDS!!!!

I'm gonna start bangin' single chicks... This poo is too much work.

[Brokenbad]

hahahahahahaha.... damn philly. that's as bad as me reading your name as philly blunts everytime i see you...

so i had my mouth on second and hand slidding into third when the unthinkable happens...

her boyfriend calls asking how much longer she will be because he needs help operating the microwave. apparently last time he used it he started a fire trying to warm up a poptart.... gotta take it out of the foil first. fugIN' COCK BLOCKIN' BOYFRIENDS!!!!

I'm gonna start bangin' single chicks... This poo is too much work.

When I was single, the ones that had boyfriends or were married were the easiest lays.

The SUPER easy lays were the ones "going through a divorce" or "getting a divorce soon".

[bleys]

I'm gonna start bangin' single chicks... This poo is too much work.

smart move...

I had this happen back when I was about 15.. except we turned the corner for home and she must have thought it would be a turn on to call her boyfriend in the middle.. I didn't stop her.

live and learn..

her boyfriend calls asking how much longer she will be because he needs help operating the microwave. apparently last time he used it he started a fire trying to warm up a poptart.... gotta take it out of the foil first. f**kIN' COCK BLOCKIN' BOYFRIENDS!!!!

oh, and I feel like I'm pointing out the obvious, but the boyfriend obviously feels she isn't loyal. he might be a dumbass, but it takes a full on 'tard to fug up a poptart in the microwave..

[The Saltman]

Who puts a poptart in a microwave?

[bleys]

you don't know nothin about that livin on the edge poo..

[boo7382]

Sorry we had to cut it short. Same place and time tonight? Ill bring the bowl.

[Kettle]

isn't that from a movie?

[Future of the Funchise]

Sorry we had to cut it short. Same place and time tonight? Ill bring the bowl.

and your pokemon cards