Just found out my cousin is a stripper in Vegas

[Kitten Diver]

Cool. My cousin is in prison.

Unless its a prison for ex strippers and pr0n girls and they do regular lesbian parties to which all the public can watch and video tape. No one gives a poo.

[Delhommey]

Spearmint Rhino or Sapphires?

[Carolina Husker]

Going in September. If you need me to take her some money, let me know and I will PM you my PayPal.

[charlotte49er]

I have a female cousin who is a lesbian and looks like Chasity Bono before her gender reassignment surgery. :eek:

Another female cousin, her parents had to hire a deprogrammer and kidnap her from a cult.

And a 3rd male cousin who can't keep it in his pants. (Good thing he's a doctor, he can afford the alimony. And his Parents, my Aunt & Uncle, are there to raise his kids.)

And they say, I'm the Black Sheep of the family! :rolleyes: Go Figure! I don't even get invited to family reunions!

[4Corners]

Paying her way through medical school?

LOL! that's what they all say.

Well, that and "omg I never do this!"

[HoFBound90]

girl I went to HS with is the hottest stripper at the only good strip club in Cuse. Got a dance from her before and she spent the time catching up on life while doing it. One of the most akward/funniest experiences. Was funny until she started talking about her kdis anyway.

[4Corners]

girl I went to HS with is the hottest stripper at the only good strip club in Cuse. Got a dance from her before and she spent the time catching up on life while doing it. One of the most akward/funniest experiences. Was funny until she started talking about her kdis anyway.

[boo7382]

LOL! that's what they all say.

Well, that and "omg I never do this!"

But I never do! Really!

[cookinwithgas]

My stepkids cousin works in Vegas but as a dancer for Cirque De Soleil. She was a Raiderette a while back and before this gig she worked with her brother for the B and B circus doing all kinds of crazy stunts. She's a very pretty girl and insanely fit but meeting her in person, she was just a great person and very down to earth. I hope we can get out there to see her show sometime.

[Kitten Diver]

Anyone found the identity of this ripe young cherry? Or did Cat just float this story out on the interwebs to brag about having a hot stripper cousin in Vegas? I know one of you are bookoffaces friends with Cat!

[4Corners]

Anyone found the identity of this ripe young cherry?

Wow...that's not a creepy post by any means.

Do you drive a white van with no windows?

[Mvp2014]

Someone told me and then i looked her up on FB. Nah we aren't friends on FB. Haven't talked to her in 6-7 years. She is about 7 years younger than me. I would always take care of her at family reunions and stuff. She was a sweet girl

Its about time to go to Vegas and smash some stripper chicks huh? FB her man!

[Kitten Diver]

Wow...that's not a creepy post by any means.

Do you drive a white van with no windows?

fug No. Its blue with windows and has RAPE VAN written on the side.

[Cat]

Anyone found the identity of this ripe young cherry? Or did Cat just float this story out on the interwebs to brag about having a hot stripper cousin in Vegas? I know one of you are bookoffaces friends with Cat!

I can't give that up, she's my cousin.

It is pretty cool though.