Need Suggestions: 100 Characters or Less

[mr beauxjangles]

So my girlfriend's (and soon to be faince's) birthday is coming up in August. A bunch of her friends from college that are scattered around the country are coming in for the weekend and we're going to a Braves game on Friday night. There are 22 of us so I went through a friend that does group sales for the Braves and purchased the all-you-can-eat-and-drink tickets. He offered to give me 100 characters on the big screen in the outfield for any message I want. Now of course, I could just put "Happy Birthday Amy ____" but that would be boring. So now I'm trying to decide what to put up on the big screen.

My first thought was "Watch out Atlanta. Amy's had all she can drink." or something to that effect. Still pretty lame. My second thought, and the one I'm leaning towards now is: "Cam Newton. Destroying Georgians' hopes and dreams - one team at a time." My girlfriend went to UGA and absolutely loathes Cam Newton. She's already getting a Cam Panthers jersey whether she likes it or not. That being said, I think option 2 is prety lame as well. Just not very clever today.

So I need your suggestions. SWAG to clever responses. We live in Atlanta and enjoy living here so crap about the city is out of the question. But crap about the Falcons is absolutely fair game and encouraged. Crap about the Braves obviously will not make it on the board.

Okay, go.

[TerriblePizza]

"Amy, will you touch my penis?"

[PanthaSan]

"Go Braves............and take the Falcons with you!"

Yeah, I know it's old but I still love it.

[TruCatzFan]

How bout... "Amy (insert last name) will you Marry me?"

What better way than to propose at the game in front of her closest friends...

I mean u could go the romantic route, but I think the ballgame is the way to go. Since u already have the board u could just see how much it would be to get her reaction on camera... Do it during the 7th inning stretch and set the DVR to record the game....

Priceless

[Mrs Pantherfan]

I bet you Johnny Rockets would put "Nice shoes, Amy. Wanna fug?"..... Just a guess..not bad though :)..you should go for it

[Guild]

Amy I'd ask you to marry me but your hatred of The Newt has instead relegated me to asking you if you would like to fornicate on our return to a friendly domicile.

[bleys]

"Amy, ditch the loser next to you and call bleys..

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[mr beauxjangles]

How bout... "Amy (insert last name) will you Marry me?"

What better way than to propose at the game in front of her closest friends...

I mean u could go the romantic route, but I think the ballgame is the way to go. Since u already have the board u could just see how much it would be to get her reaction on camera... Do it during the 7th inning stretch and set the DVR to record the game....

Priceless

I know it's kinda classic and all but she would kill me if I did that. Totally not her thing, and not my style either. I'm just gonna pop the question over dinner at home one night then tell her to pack her bags cause we off Caneel Bay.

[boo7382]

very cute idea. I would be flattered if my boyfriend put this amount of time into something like that...esp for a Panthers game. Id probably pee my pants. Just think of something sweet and simple, like Happy Birthday Amy, I love you, you mean a lot to me blah blah something really sweet like that.

[bleys]

I think everyone will agree my idea is better.. honestly, how could anyone disagree..

[TruCatzFan]

Amy... If u want me to marry you you had better step up your head game... Btw, I'm sleeping with your hott ex-college roomie while u watch tonight!

[mr beauxjangles]

I think everyone will agree my idea is better.. honestly, how could anyone disagree..

:nono:

[Claws]

"pack ur bags, let's get hitched"

or

"do that thing i like with ur tongue"

or

"fckurfrnds iluvu"

[Guild]

I'm taking it to the next level Amy. Dinner at McDonald's.