Stupid security guard at my work

[hepcat]

There's this trailer park sort of woman that works the front security desk at the office I work at. It's a government facility that employs some, how should I say..."unfortunate people".

Well this woman is continually a source of hilarity every time I walk by her. Why just this morning on my way in bright and early at 8am, she was talking to a fella about which brand of chip she personally identifies with. "I'm a Doritos girl personally, can't get enough!!" I'm sure the folks at Doritos would love to hear about this woman...a crusading commercial for their product.

And yesterday, she was talking with another dim female security guard about a friend of hers, and I quote "I was so confused and lost it's not even funny. If we fight I couldn't be friends with her mom anymore, no way. Couldn't raise a girl like that and be friends with me, nuh uh."

And this woman is supposed to be in charge of security for my building...I'd be better off with an old school computer monitor and a burlap sack. Rant off.

[Carolina Husker]

[bleys]

better than dealing with the frustration from over-analytical business owners who insist on making mountains out of molehills..

[jasonluckydog]

My mom is a security guard.

[PhillyB]

My mom is a security guard.

your mom works night shift

[Kitten Diver]

get an ipod you hippie.

[Jangler]

[Hawk]

I'll get it....

Pantha San would hit them both

[Claws]

Do what?