So I'm offically a father now

[Bronn]

My wife had to turn her head and vomit on the floor out of nervousness/meds, while strapped to the table, when I brought my son in for the first time for her to see as they sewed her up... lol... I don't think you got much of anything grosser on that...

[The Saltman]

My wife had to turn her head and vomit on the floor out of nervousness/meds, while strapped to the table, when I brought my son in for the first time for her to see as they sewed her up... lol... I don't think you got much of anything grosser on that...

my wife was throwing up when she was pushing my daughter through that tiny hole of hers and a little head was popping through at the same time.

[TarPanther9180]

Congrats!

[Hawk]

congrats! for me it was two of the best days of my life...rewarding and I can not believe how emotional...pretty sure it was the only two days of my life that I actually cried tears of joy.

I was smart and stayed above the waist the entire time on both!

[Guild]

I'll congratulate you when you finish raising the child and we can determine whether you did a fair enough job or not. Until then you just did something that virtually anyone can do biologically.

Just kidding congratulations.

fug societal standard congratulations. You bringing a kid into this world isn't something to celebrate. I'm going to have an Irish wake for your social life.

Just kidding again. Good luck and don't be a deadbeat!

[Bronn]

my wife was throwing up when she was pushing my daughter through that tiny hole of hers and a little head was popping through at the same time.

lol @ tiny hole

says a lot about daddy

[Guild]

lol @ tiny hole

says a lot about daddy

He's an ass man you know that.

[ladypanther]

Congrats!

Post some pics soon.

[pantherfan49]

Congrats.

Had my first one ten weeks ago. Being a dad is awesome! Plus my daughter is easily the cutest baby of all time.

Get ready for people to come to your house and refuse to leave.

[SOJA]

Congrats!