I have no idea what Shakira is saying but...um...

[Miaoww]

She does nothing for me.

[teeray]

She does nothing for me.

Well then yur ghey.

[bleys]

I want to go to Columbia..

[teeray]

I want to go to Columbia..

The women are hot and the coke is pure. I'm in.

[YourManInAmsterdam]

I can haz coitus plz. thx.

[charlotte49er]

One of the wildest girls I ever dated was Puerto Rican! She liked me to take her to strip clubs then make love to her outside on the hood of my Corvette! :D (Side note. No one calls the cops when you perform oral sex on your GF outside a strip club!)

But the downside was, she had a firey temper that she could go from lover to bitch in 1 nano second!

But for a few months, it was one heck of a roller coaster ride!

[OnlyPantherFaninMaine]

Pique is one lucky man.

[The Pieyed Piper]

The women are hot and the coke is pure. I'm in.

They need to go back and grow weed. As good as the weed is now'a'days, nothing is better than Colombian Gold. NOTHING! and you can get some free seeds...

[Davidson Deac II]

They need to go back and grow weed. As good as the weed is now'a'days, nothing is better than Colombian Gold. NOTHING! and you can get some free seeds...

Thaistick is better.

Fwiw, the stuff grown locally in greenhouses is just as good.

Not that I have any personal knowledge of the subject, but I have read extensively about it. :)