Do you like the smell of your own farts?

[Boltergeist]

Smug Alert!

[tarheelblue89]

Yes and anyone who says they don't is a liar.

[Hawk]

no, they smell like poo

[tarheelblue89]

no, they smell like poo

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[Boltergeist]

^^ shouldn't it say are you shitting me?

[ThaJackal]

I like to let one loose under the covers when my wife gets up to pee in the middle of the night, so that she gets a face full when she gets back into bed.

That's like fuggin' missle command.

[Your Creeper Cabbie]

I like yours better than mine.

You haven't been near a Vulcan.

[Liminy]

My lady has "bad smellers" as she likes to say, so it gives me extra joy when she can only smell the nastiest ones.

[ThaJackal]

Everyone likes to say that beans make them gaseous, but in my experience, beer makes one gaseous more than anything. Drink 10 or more one night and see what happens the next day. Beer and pizza are the worst combo in the world (IMHO). No smell but wind all day long the next day. I would say that beans rank pretty low as far as gaseous foods, behind onions, broccoli and beef.

[ThaJackal]

Mexican food don't make me poot either.

[Liminy]

Mexican food don't make me poot either.

Buffets do it for me.

[Kevin Greene]

Not the smell but the havoc it will wreak upon the designated victim.

[Brokenbad]

I bet know one will admit that they fan their farts up to their face so they can get a better whiff.

[LiQuiD]

I bet know one will admit that they fan their farts up to their face so they can get a better whiff.

Absolutely know won.