He just went to the bathroom

[Jangler]

shheeeesshhhhh...

http://www.dailycamera.com/boulder-county-news/ci_18322902?source=most_viewed

Boulder police are looking for a man who hid in the tank of a portable toilet at a yoga festival before running off.

A woman at the Hanuman Festival went into the portable toilet Friday and noticed something moving in the tank when she lifted the lid, according to police spokeswoman Kim Kobel. The woman exited and asked a man nearby to look inside the tank.

The man told police he saw something moving under a tarp, and when he left the toilet he heard it lock from the inside.

A security supervisor then waited outside for the person to emerge. When he did, the supervisor tried to get him to sit down, Kobel said, but he ran off, covered in feces.

The suspect, who was not wearing a shirt or shoes when he came out of the toilet, was described as a white man in his 20s wearing gray sweatpants, around 6-foot-5 to 6-foot-8-inches tall with a skinny build and black hair.

Witnesses also said he had cuts on his back and arms. Some at the festival said he might be a transient who goes by the name "Sky."

Kobel said police are not sure how he was able to squeeze into the tank or what he was doing there. He is being sought on suspicion of criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact.

I guess he wanted to skip the relationship part and just get shat on directly.

[Hairless Cat]

yoga - code name for perverts on parade

[PanthaSan]

shheeeesshhhhh...

I guess he wanted to skip the relationship part and just get shat on directly.

:lol:

must spread rep...

[j2sgam]

Wouldnt his pants be blue?