Forced to make my own sammich

[chef17]

I need a womenz :(

[TruCatzFan]

You'll get one. My wife makes the BEST damn Samiches ever! She even cuts them in half for me... I can't make them taste as good as she dies and I use the same shyit that she does... It really pisses me off when she's not around to make my Samiches... Cause I know when I make them they're not as good... She says that she makes them with love... That's why they're so good... I'm calling bullshit... She's putting a secret ingredient that I don't know about... I'll catch that ass one day!

[Jangler]

some chef you turned out to be.

[jasonluckydog]

You can borrow my sammich maker she makes them good, that's why I'm fat.

[Ivan The Awesome]

Go to a strip club, get ya a roast beef sammich there.

[Starscream]

My wife went to visit her mother tonight. I had to make grilled cheese sammiches for the younguns by myself tonight.:(

[chef17]

some chef you turned out to be.

I make a mean sammich. But at 1 in the morning when I'm comfortable on the couch, a womenz would come in handy

[chef17]

You'll get one. My wife makes the BEST damn Samiches ever! She even cuts them in half for me... I can't make them taste as good as she dies and I use the same shyit that she does... It really pisses me off when she's not around to make my Samiches... Cause I know when I make them they're not as good... She says that she makes them with love... That's why they're so good... I'm calling bullpoo... She's putting a secret ingredient that I don't know about... I'll catch that ass one day!

I'm with you. Love don't make no sammich taste better. She hiding something from you :skep:

[Stumpy]

She says that she makes them with love... That's why they're so good... I'm calling bullpoo... She's putting a secret ingredient that I don't know about... I'll catch that ass one day!

I think I found her secret ingredient.

[boo7382]

some chef you turned out to be.

:lol:

this joke has gotten so ridiculous I think I'm just going to start constantly making them when I have a boyfriend. Just to piss all of you off.

[Hawk]

if

[boo7382]

if

its getting close , so you shut your ***** mouth.

*goes to cry in the corner*

obviously thats what he/she said

[Hawk]

awww....I love your Boobs

[boo7382]

awww....I love your Boobs