Why can't people smell...

[Hairless Cat]

someone who showers more than once a day is obviously making an excuse for multiple jerking

when I was a kid we took a bath once a week - pumped water by hand from a well and heated it over the fire- the youngest kid was the last in the " tub" and often wound up dirtiier than when he started

[Miaoww]

I'd also like to point out that my wife and I have a pretty active sex life... Which also requires a shower after almost every time... So yeah, maybe I'm OCD... But I'm clean and getting laid daily!

BOOM!

Clearly you're a god amongst men.

[TruCatzFan]

He said he has a well. That mean he has his own water source instead of being on the towns supply. Therefore it's free.

I didn't bother entertaining that one. Thx

[TruCatzFan]

I love how this one just slipped on through.

Didn't have the balls to type sand n***er?

Oooooooohhhhhhh... You're gonna be in trouuuuuuuble.....

See you in a few days... I do NOT know this guy!

[Panthers128]

I think the opposite is just as bad though. I hate when people wear a lot of cologne. All you need is deodorant.

[Bob NC]

I hate pooping in public bathrooms not cause OCD, but most of em are just nasty.

I'll take a home game over an away game every time.

[hank pimple butt]

OMG! i know what you mean. Since my brother in laws business went under. I recently had to get a Stocking job at a local grocery store. and this one dude that works with us, smells worse than a homeless person. He smells like a combination of garbage,sweat, butthole, and puke.You would think i could get use to the smell.....but i still have to hold my breath when he is around. Whats more sad tho.....he criticizes other people for smelling bad lol.

[hank pimple butt]

the showering thing sounds a bit ocd to me and i love blowing up a public restroom.

Judging from your name. Are you blowing them up w/explosives? I figured the saltman would be more into that sort of thing.

[Zcustom]

I love how this one just slipped on through.

Didn't have the balls to type sand n***er?

No I just wouldn't use something so offensive, but clearly it came to your mind.

apples/oranges

[Mvp2014]

i hate this, especially those who have really bad breath, ewww

[Zcustom]

Every now and then I presented with a stark reminder that what sounds funny in my head and might have carried at least a small amount of humor in person is decidedly not funny in the pure text context of this medium.

Apologies to you and anyone else that was offended.

No worries man, I know you're a good dude.

I've taken myself a little too seriously lately too. Must be because I'm off the pot again and super stressed at work.

[j2sgam]

I met a broad once, she worked with an old fling, who "lost" a tampon for about 12 weeks.. Horrible stench I never had to witness, thank God...

[Kettle]