You should probably know who you're texting before you hit send...

[Tyler Durden]

Got a random text tonight, and decided to play along...

Them: That was funny he said did you sleep with my wife

Me: What?

T: Who this? i think got wrong number

M: nah its me haha say what now?

T: He asked me if i slept with you

M: omg what did you tell him?

T: I told him no and how do i no this is you tell me something only we would no

M: I know you lied to my husband :)

T: Nope something else

M: okay if you don't want to talk then fine... laterz

T: Who was out 6th grade teacher

T: I do wanna talk hell i wanna see you poo you looking good in that dress

M: 6th grade? I don't remember that! I can't wait to get outta this dress :(

T: When can you get out again ? I got my own house now

M: since when?

T: A couple weeks ago and i need to break my bed in

M: :) I'm afraid we'd break it

T: Oh well i want some of that good pussy you got

M: what about my husband?

T: That didnt stop you before

M: yeah but he'll start getting suspicious

T: Why ? I want to see you. Dont he work! You can come over on your day off

M: where is your new house at?

T: In the country lol im gonna come up to your work and see if this is you

M: when?

T: Ill surprise you

M: you play too many games

T: I wanna make sure its you thats all

M: ok bye then... if I play dumb its because I don't want anyone asking questions

T: I understand we will get together soon! i want me some of you ! I think im the only white guy to fug the poo outta you

M: don't give yourself too much credit

been a few minutes and no reply, lol

So, apparently we got us a case of adultery in the works...

WTF is wrong with people?

[Tyler Durden]

T: you said it not me

M: do you know how many guys I have said that to?

[Tyler Durden]

T: What ? Damn that dont sound right coming out your mouth this aint Tracy see ya

[sunbunny]

Lmao

[Tyler Durden]

I wish he'd have told me where he lived or where Tracy worked... lol...

[pstall]

hahaha

[Starscream]

google the number. sometimes there's some info you can get out of that.

[Tyler Durden]

didn't get anything other than the number is a Four Oaks number... believe me, that was one of the first things I did...

[YoungPanthers89]

lol

[Tyler Durden]

lol I just sent them a picture message of the fold in my wife's arm... the picture was taken really close so it resembles cleavage or a butt... hahahaha

[Tyler Durden]

HAHAHAHA

T: Oh yeah lol i wanna see more

T: (insert dick pick here)

T: Hows that

M: tell me where your new place is and I will show you more in person tonight... we just had a fight and I need somewhere to go

T: What ? How many kids you got and what is my sister boyfriend's name

M: u just sent me a dick pic and you dont trust me?

[Tyler Durden]

T: Whats my last name then

T: (they call, I don't answer)

T: Stop it lol you dont no me

I'm gonna wait a while and respond... maybe even tomorrow... and then play it up somehow...

[Tyler Durden]

I might need an accomplice... "OMG WTF are you texting my wife this poo?!?!?!?" lololol I can see it now...

[Dpantherman]

texting too fast on a touch screen phone...poo happens.