A package showed up at my house today. It wasn't addressed to me and was left on my porch after I didn't answer because I was giving my daughter a bath when it got here. I went out, saw it wasn't addressed to me and wrote return to sender on the invoice and on the sides of the box and left it by the door. Ten minutes later my house is surrounded by police. Turns out there was three pounds of weed and 50 grams of hash in that box. I've been charged with 4 felonies....woohoo :(